Botanical Bliss

The mission of the day was to find a Jack-in-the-Pulpit (Arisaema triphyllum), a woodland dwelling shade plant; evasive, magical and reminiscent of childhood.  Thus I set forth on this mission in the company of another garden addict – a very deadly combination.

We hit three garden nurseries in a row – one that focused on native plants, the second an unplanned stop at a large farm store that sold food in addition to gorgeous botanicals, and the last one set in a niche on a hill and just delightful.  I am buzzing high blissed out  from these wonderful places.  (Also maybe from the orange muffin with piles of orange butter cream frosting on top that we got at the second place).  In any case, I have been floating all weekend…..and a bit lighter in the wallet too.

Unfortunately, we discovered that the pulpits had already finished blooming, so I procured a couple of young ones in the hope that they might naturalize and bloom next spring.  That was OK though, because the Trillium were calling from their pots. Trillium are members of the lily family, native to temperate climates, with three leaves, three petals.  They had ones with purple flowers, dark red flowers, snowy white ones, creamy ones and a yellow that was scented like lemon.  It was just too much to bear.  I ended up with three different varieties and put them in different spots throughout the shade garden to see where they will be happiest and how they will fare, before investing in any more.

The red one (Trillium erectum) supposedly has a flower that stinks like rotting meat.  Its  red color will also attract the beetles and carrion flies that will help pollinate it.  I haven’t tried to smell this one yet and am not sure I want to, especially since the yellow one has such a lovely scent.  At least it is a very small flower.  But that might explain why one of its nicknames is “Stinking Benjamin” (no explanation of why Benjamin though). It is also called birthroot, tri-flower and wake robin.  I think it is stunning.  Its small, dark flower catches the eye on the floor of the shade garden and draws your attention there.

After filling the garden cart with the Jacks, Trillium, Wild Ginger and an Arnica plant, we had to stop and admire the lovely yellow Lady Slippers, which in my opinion are the crème de la crème of the northern shade garden.  When I dream of having the winning lottery ticket, a garden filled with such wonders is part of the master plan……

~*~

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The Portal to Hell

Green Man adorns our fireplace mantel.

I was reluctant to move to this house, not because it needed work, and not because it isn’t a lovely house – it is.  Of the Victorian era style, it has high ceilings and doorways, heavy molding around the windows, some parquet floors, a large sweeping circular staircase, a pocket door, stained glass and a detailed fireplace in the corner of the dining room. And this is one of the lesser homes on our street, if you can imagine.

The thing is, I am dwarfed in scale by this grandiosity, at least on the first floor.  This personality leans towards farm houses.  Give me a sunny country kitchen with plenty of light, a big old farm table and a front porch and I am set.  When I first moved into this house, I actually felt anxious seeing this Victorian era fireplace, which is adorned with a bas-relief tile of a hunting dog bringing down a stag, roaring lions faces and large feet with claws, fleur-de-lis, and Pan embossed in both the metal shield and gracing the chestnut mantel.  A bit over the top for my taste, although fascinating, it created such a presence that I imagined satyrs and sprites coming and going from that point.  A place where dreams seeped in, or out.  I began to refer to the fireplace in the corner of the dining room, jokingly, as “The Portal to Hell”.  I am getting used to it now, finally,  but it has taken a while.

Represented in many cultures throughout history, Green Man, with his wreathe of leaves, can signify the cycle of rebirth and new growth every spring.  Despite it’s link to paganism, it is as often depicted on churches as well.  His presence is found in different cultures throughout the world. A Green Man for Everyman.   So in honor of Beltane and Spring and Cinco de Mayo, I am sharing a  picture of the Green Man who dwells on my fireplace.

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Synchronicity

This morning when I walked into the kitchen, I found an orange peel lying on the counter.  It had been deftly peeled off in one entire piece and was lying there in the shape of the letter “S”.  Clearly it had been left there deliberately and I was meant to find it.  I could not help but smile.  It reminded me of something my kids used to do.  Except the kids are grown up and don’t live here anymore.

Apparently the Significant Other had gotten up in the middle of the night for a snack and had peeled the orange while watching TV.  I guess he was a bit impressed with the results and left it for me to see.  Instead of just throwing it into the compost right away, I decided to acknowledge his great dexterity and skill, and left it sitting out on the counter all day so we could admire it.

This evening a couple of friends came over to visit.  We all go out to dinner together about once a month.  We sometimes share and exchange books when we see each other, and tonight my girlfriend brought over a novel for me to read that she had finished.  They walked into the house and she placed this book on the kitchen counter.

Synchronicity?

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I Kissed Rick Danko

I didn’t plan on attending Levon Helm’s wake today. Yes, I had been a fan of The Band for many years, but I dislike crowds and am seriously adverse to fan/fame worship.  And yet, on some level I was still feeling a distant, unaddressed sadness that I was trying to analyze while driving home from an upstate medical appointment. Coming upon the exit, I figured I would just drive by the parking lot to check out the scene and see if there were unbearable crowds before heading home.  But before I could even discern this, my car turned into the drive as if on auto-pilot.  I was immediately waved into a parking space, got out and found myself standing with somber, quiet, orderly people and a low-key news team for all of about two minutes before boarding a bus for the short shuttle to the Helm barn and studio, where Levon was laid out for his final Ramble home.  Without conscious thought,  easy and just like that, I was there.

April has been a bit hard on the Boomers.  For me, there has been a bit of synchronicity and coincidental weirdness which incorporates these losses, both distant and close.  In addition to Dick Clark and Levon Helm who have been fixed into the personal evolution of many of us, it began in my realm on a less famous scale with the unexpected death of C, an acquaintance who was an integral part of the local Woodstock character and color.  You would see her in her jewel-colored shawls, walking on the street, down by the library, opening up the community center.  I would see her at my friend’s home at holiday gatherings and events.  She was always there.  Always.  Then, in three short weeks she wasn’t anymore.

The week after that, J, a sweet, developmentally disabled man who had been in one of our programs at work – a tough little fighter of a guy whose strength and outlook was an example to all – succumbed to throat cancer after beating the odds for years.  Just a few days later my Significant Other’s Aunt B passed away the day before a scheduled surgery – a feisty, intelligent, artistic woman and long time Woodstock resident whose loss leaves a hole in the family and community; and a reminder that the next generation has now become “the elders”.  Following that, I spent a rainy weekend morning with my siblings, planting flowers on my own mother’s plot on the anniversary of her passing.

So there we were, standing out in the cemetery at Aunt B’s funeral, where final words were being said beside her open grave.  I stood off to the side and avoided stepping on the stone right next to her spot.  Gazing down, I noticed a few guitar picks scattered in the grass and looking closer, discovered that Aunt B was going to be lying immediately beside Rick Danko.  Rick Danko of the iconic band, The Band, who passed on just shy of 57, forever young.  A piece of our collective youth that had slipped away.  And while the prayer continued, a memory suddenly came to me of a time long forgotten but now as unearthed as the grave. Leaning over to the S.O., I whispered into his ear, “Look who Aunt B is next to!” Then leaned in again to add, “You know, I kissed Rick Danko“.   And then I had to stifle a smile because you know, we were at a funeral after all.

Although it makes a good title, there really is not much to the story about kissing Rick Danko.  It is not juicy or romantic or even gossip-worthy.  I believe there are throngs of women who could say they kissed Rick Danko, and much more.  I am sure there are plenty of juicy, romantic and gossip-worthy stories out there.  I believe alcohol or some other pathway to the altered state probably would have been involved in many of those stories too.  However, the ridiculously silly, simple story here was that a number of us (in what I would now consider “our youth”) went to see Danko in one of his post-Band era incarnations.  Following a kick-ass show and while in our slightly intoxicated state, our overly excited groupie friend D rushed the stage…… and I, who had prided myself on being an adamant anti star-worshipper, got caught up in her momentary insanity and rushed the stage along with her, right into Rick’s equally inebriated arms.

Immediately afterwards (yes, immediately) I felt mortally embarrassed and indeed have had to live down the laugh-inducing retelling for years, until that childish incident in time thankfully faded into the oblivion of our past.  I had totally forgotten it….until Aunt B’s funeral last week.

And then former Band mate Levon Helm passed away and here I am on the bus to his wake.  The woman sitting next to me on the bus is clearly saddened and her doe-eyes look about to brim over with tears.  She turned to me and said “I just can’t believe it.  I used to clean his house years ago”.  I told her how we just buried Aunt B last week and how I was standing over Rick Danko’s grave.  I told her I had just remembered kissing Rick Danko during the funeral and now Levon Helm is dead.  I don’t know why I had to tell her that and I don’t know if my connections from one thing to another made any sense to her. Somehow, I felt she got it. I guess it all felt so circuitously connected at the moment.

We got off the bus and went inside and paid our respects.

I don’t worship famous people. I don’t do the fan thing. And yet I felt like I wanted to cry. For Levon, a tremendous talent and musical catalyst lost.  For C and Aunt B,  two more beloved Woodstock residents gone.   For little J, who fought throat cancer philosophically and with courage.  For my mom, whose loss is with me as much today as the day she left this earth.  For Rick Danko, in a bar long ago, and a couple of silly girls caught up in a moment.  I wanted to cry for the stark reminder that another silver thread woven into our coming of age, another one of those experiential fibers which have shaped us, has been broken.

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Alba, In the Shade of the Japanese Maple

                                   Where can we go to find God if we cannot see Him in our own hearts and in every living being  – Swami Vivekananda

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The Aliens Are Landing

The idea was to get a few perennials to fill in a few spaces in my garden.  Gardeners know what a tremendous high it is to spend part of a beautiful afternoon at a garden center.  It is almost impossible not to become a plant junkie.  My cart was filling up with rosemary, basil, some thyme, a couple of hostas, a flat of  Sweet Alyssum, some Impatiens for the shade. I lingered longingly over a dark purple Hellebore that I did not buy but am tempted to go back for. I stood inhaling the perfume wafting from a massive Gardenia in full flower….. actually circled back a few times to smell it again and again.  Almost made it out of there with a reasonable haul, when I passed what appeared to be an alien plant from outer space bearing wild looking florets.  Which of course I just had to have.

Up until now it seemed the Passion Flower was in a league of its own, holding the Alien Plant title, but I think this new plant is right up there and deserves a place on that space ship.

The plant was just labeled “hanging plant” with no other explanation, so I had to hunt down a garden center person to identify it. She said it was called an Osteospermum, which instantly conjured up images of disintegrating bones and flailing sperms to me.  To remember the name, I have filed it in my brain as “The Osteoporosis Plant”.  Actually, Osteo does mean bone and spermum means seed in Greek…. which still does not explain much.  Is this cool, or what?

Once I got it home, my research revealed that the common name is “African Daisy”, a native of (guess!) southern Africa, with some species found in southwest Arabia too.  They like a lot of sun and will act like annuals unless you live in one of the warmer zones.  There are different types of florets -  the Disc kind and the Ray kind. The Disc kind can come in a variety of bright, parrot-like colors and have both male and female flowers (pseudo-bisexual).  Some have blue centers (blue centers!).  This particular one that I have happens to be the ray variety, with spoon-shaped petals that give it that freaky look I so admire.  The colors on the rays are a bit more subtle. The ray variety are females.

Here is another photo of my lady alien plant in silhouette.  The Aliens Are Landing!!!

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Mehndi

Before the advent of rainbow colored hair dye – and when I was much younger – I used to run henna or indigo through my hair to give it a red or blue tint, for fun.  I recall my mother-in-law using henna in all seriousness to cover her gray locks and turning her hair a clownish Bozo orange.  But it was years later when I wandered through a souk in Morocco and came upon a group of Berber women applying henna to hands and feet.  I watched in fascination and wanted to know more.

Henna (Lawsonia inermisis) is a shrub from the family Loosestrife, also known as Egyptian Privet.  It produces small, fragrant white flowers and bright green leaves – the leaves which are dried and crushed into powder.    Henna, with a history of 5000 years, has its origins in Asia and the coasts of Africa.  The use of decorative and cosmetic henna can be traced to ancient Egypt.

The art of mehndi is the application of decorative henna.  Henna paste has been used medicinally to cool the body and sooth the skin.  Cosmetically it is used to color hair and applied ritually to ward off evil or to adorn in ceremony and celebration throughout North Africa, the Middle East and India. Henna is also used to decorate the skins on frame drums. The henna artist mixes the powder with a liquid and oil to produce the henna paste that will be applied to the skin.  Each artist seems to have their own special recipe, some quite fragrant, with the goal of producing a dark, beautiful stain that will last about two weeks before fading away.

There are Persian paintings from the 1500′s depicting women with henna on their hands and feet…..and I was thrilled to discover a detail within a painting of this clearly special Saluki dog with henna applied on ears, feet and tail.

When people get together to apply henna to each other (or a bride) in a henna gathering or henna party,  there is an air of festivity which includes food, stories and laughter.

I love henna. I love Salukis.  I love Middle Eastern hand drumming. I love the symbolism and history of the designs, from strong Moroccan tribal lines to the more flowery Indian patterns.  I have been doodling something similar on the edges of notebook paper, printed  agendas and hand-outs during our work meetings for years. Mehndi embodies a number of areas that attract my senses and interests.

And so, after a long period of collecting henna books and just looking at the pictures,  I finally decided to further pursue this art.

Despite the occasional dabbling, I would have to say I am at this point a rank beginner.  When one of my  daughters comes to visit, I paint her hands with henna, wrap them in toilet paper, put a pair of the Signifcant Other’s old socks over her hands and make her sleep like that overnight so the henna will stay put and darken.  Then I send her home and back to work after the weekend with rust-colored, haphazard designs on her palms and the tops of her hands…..some of which are not that great looking.  She’s a good sport about it though.

I don’t think my other daughter would want to be caught dead in it. Very different kids.

Lately I have been experimenting on some of my willing friends.  They have been good sports too.  I often arrive at work with tribal looking hennaed hands and feet that eventually fade out after a week or two, sometimes then resembling a skin disease; toes darkened with mysterious marks and symbols, palms that mimic stigmata.  After the initial raised eyebrows, I think my coworkers are starting to get used to it too.

Further exploration has taken me to recently attend a henna conference where artists and those interested came together to learn the history of henna, techniques of mixing, application and design.  Not finding anyone interested enough to convince going with me required stepping outside my comfort zone a little and going alone.  My lack of ease revolved around the fact that I am severely hard of hearing, which makes socialization, gatherings, conferences a major challenge.  But I went anyway, with the intention of getting some hands-on practice and inspiration.

The event was welcoming and tinged with an air of excitement. Despite the availability of some beginner classes, I realized pretty soon that I was waaaay out of my league.  There were some Very Talented mehndi artists there, who were able to whip off some lovely designs with accuracy, speed and finesse.  It was a little intimidating to be making my out-of-control chicken scrawls beside them, but also inspiring.  One woman dashed this design off in a couple of quick minutes before moving on to more intricate works.

I met henna artists who make a living doing this at fairs, for weddings, parties and special events, which is a whole other level.  For me, I just enjoy the aroma of the henna, the tradition-steeped history of this art, and hope to eventually become more adept.

 Below are the hands of one of my friends who is a Middle Eastern drummer, together with her daughter – this lovely photo taken at her wedding.

There is something very beautiful and somewhat magical regarding the practice of mehndi.

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Quality Control

This week a used book I had ordered arrived via a big name internet bookseller – one advertised as in “Very Good” condition.  To my mild disgust, the cover of the book has some sort of tacky substance on both the front and back cover, which is a real deterrent to wanting to hold it to read.  Not exactly the kind of thing you would want to curl up in bed with (what IS that stuff?).   Getting beyond the cover, the inside of the book falls open to reveal that somebody had set down either a wet pot or bowl on it, leaving a perfectly circular ring across both pages and causing a significant number of pages on either side of it to be warped and wrinkled from getting wet.  I don’t think I want to even attempt reading it like that.  The postage cost more than the actual book did.

Yesterday I opened a brand new bag of potting soil and while scooping some out into a flower-pot I touched something that did not belong there.  At first I thought it was a bone (grisly images in mind), but it turned out to be a rotting piece of garden hose buried inside the bag.  Even though it turned out to be garden-related, I found this a little bit disturbing.  If there is a section of broken, rotted garden hose in the soil, what else might there be in it?  I haven’t even worked my way through the entire bag yet.  We had gone out to buy the potting soil that morning and I had waffled about what kind to get (there are so many choices of potting soil….I had no idea).    I had second thoughts about maybe buying the Organic Type instead, but the S.O was starting to get annoyed with me after picking up and putting down a number of 40 lb. bags on the cart while I went through my indecision trip.  I am famous for my indecision regarding certain purchases, not one of my more admirable traits. But this wasn’t for vegetables, it was for house plants.  As the S.O. pointed out with great emphasis, “Dirt is Dirt”  and this was the least expensive choice.  So this is what we ended up with……impure dirt.  Even with dirt I guess you get what you pay for.

But Organic doesn’t necessarily mean immunity from surprises either, because later that very evening I made a salad using organic lettuce that was sealed in one of those plastic containers. I would have to say it was on the expensive side, but being “organic” I figured it was worth it.  It’s the kind that is “pre-washed”, which does not guarantee anything and as we know, you should probably wash your lettuce again anyway….. on the package it even suggests you rinse it.  But I was in a rush, as it was already getting late for dinner and I could feel the unhappy and somewhat edgy hunger vibes emanating from the S.O. downstairs all the way up to where I had lingered too long at the computer.   Therefore, I did the lazy thing and did not post-wash the pre-washed lettuce, but instead just quickly tossed together a large, impromptu and somewhat tasty salad filled with red peppers, carrots (yes, I rinsed these) and sunflower seeds in a balsamic dressing to accompany some pasta with pesto sauce.

Of course he was the one to find the surprise in the salad;  an inch and a half long  piece of black plastic which resembled a melted length of electrical cord, or perhaps something pulled off the neck of a bottle.  Disturbing, and not helpful in any way regarding allaying his crankiness.  It didn’t happen, but someone could have choked on that object, whatever it was.  And you have to wonder what else could have gotten into that lettuce.

Bad quality control twice in one day, three times in a week.  A portend of what? The  options when these things happen, depending on the severity: 1)  Consider it a loss of a few dollars and forget about it  2) Let the company know the problem, or  3) Do not buy that product again, ever, if you can help it.

Today I contacted the salad company to let them know something was in their lettuce that does not belong.  Perhaps a piece of their machinery broke off, or more likely, their workers are eating lunch on the line…. or………what is that thing anyway?  I got an immediate but very brief reply “sent from my iPhone” (so it says on the bottom of the email) saying they would look into it and I should go back to the store for a new lettuce.  But I felt a little brushed off for some reason.  In the old days I think salad coupons would arrive in the mail with a letter of more concern, at the very least.  Maybe it was the brevity. Maybe that’s just what happens when your response is “sent from my iPhone”.  The new, removed techno-world.

I sent them a couple of photos of the offending substance and the SKU number off their package for good measure. No response. Despite the suggestion that I return to the store of purchase for new lettuce, I don’t know how comfortable I am with buying this particular brand of salad again.  Not that anything is immune to contamination, but due to their lack of enthusiastic concern, I think they might have just lost a fan.

The customer service of the past is over, isn’t it? On all fronts, has anyone noticed?  As a matter of fact, the only consistently reliable – actually stellar – customer service I have experienced has been from L.L Bean.  I could write an entire other essay on how amazing they have been, but that is for another time.

As a follow-up, the used book seller provided a full refund and a lovely email.  I will do business with them again.  I did not bother with the dirt.  And the reminder to stop and wash the lettuce has been reinforced, definitely.

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From The Witch’s Garden

OK, I just love Hellebore.  I love that it blooms so early.  I love how the five petals (or “sepals”, actually) hold on for so long. I love the seed pods they make later on in the summer. I love that they bloom in shade and do well with a late frost.  I love the dusty, antique colors.  The ones I have are not showy, but have a subtle charm.

Some things of note about Hellebore…..It is also called “Lenten Rose” or “Christmas Rose”, but is not related to the rose at all.  It is from the family Liliaceae.  Hellebore is native to Europe and mostly found in southeastern Europe, in the Balkans, in addition to our gardens in the U.S.    The flower heads bow down and you have to lift them up to get a peek at their faces.

Poison!  Poison!  Hellebore is very poisonous and should not be ingested by any means.  It tastes bad so it is not the sort of thing that children or animals will be putting in their mouths, which is a helpful trait.  Supposedly, handling this plant too much is not a good idea either, although I have been handling mine and have not experienced any adverse effects that I noticed……at least not yet.  Medicinally, this is not a plant that really is used.

Once upon a time it was said that Hellebore could cure insanity.  I am not sure how that was accomplished.  Hellebore has been used in magic for exorcism and to banish someone, and supposedly is a must for the witch’s garden.  If you dry it, powder it and then scatter it around someone, it is said that you can make them invisible! Invisibility powder!!!  I imagine this could come in pretty handy.  Just think, if someone was making you crazy and you wanted them to vanish, you could take care of both issues with just one plant. Or maybe you could scatter it around yourself for a hasty retreat.  Drive out all those nasty vibes at the same time.  This could be helpful in dealing with the adverse affects of bad relationships……and very economical too!  Now there’s a business idea for somebody…..

Here are some pictures of my beautiful blooming Hellebore on this mild Sunday afternoon.

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“Like A Sweet Magnolia Tree…..”

Came upon this Magnolia tree yesterday.  These prehistoric beauties – fossils have been found dating back 20 million years (how cool is that!!?) -  are opening their gorgeous petals right now.   Supposedly back in those primitive times, before the bees, the Magnolia was pollinated by beetles, which is why it has those tough petals; those beetles were a lot rougher on the flowers than our delicate bees.  Their opening is always a delight, as is the thick “snow” they leave on the ground at their falling.

Since watching these trees bloom, I have what is called an “earworm”… I can’t get this Stevie Wonder song out of my head that keeps looping…………..

Like a sweet magnolia tree
My love blossmed tenderly,
My life grew sweeter through the years.

~*~

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Excuses, Excuses…It’s Just Too Nice To Stay Inside….

OK, I admit I have been terrible regarding my blog lately.  I became distracted and wrapped up in other events and lost my discipline…..very bad for writing, because in order to write you need to Write.   But this early Spring has just been pulling me away…….as have other Very Bad Habits.

Those terrible habits include Facebook, “Words With Friend” (the Scrabble-like game), and the very latest, “Draw Something”, which is kind of a cross between Pictionary and Hangman.  So I have been glued to my Free iPad or my Smart Phone, both of which had been initially resisted with great vehemence.  Now I am addictively checking them – reading mindless posts and clicking “LIKE” here and there like a lemming… and playing these games not only with my kids, but now some of my coworkers.   And failing my blog.  I hang my head in shame………but I will try to make up for it here.

Beyond the Bad Habits, this weekend (St. Patrick’s Day) is officially the day to Plant Your Peas, or at least it has always been The Rule of Thumb around here.  The temps have hit 70 degrees, it’s sunny and breezy -  gloriously so – and the first round of peas has been planted along the fence.   It’s just too nice to stay inside…. things are blooming and so I will share my early spring garden……….

Check out the primrose poking through the leaves again!

And staying with the blue/purple theme, the Scilla has returned!!!

The Hellebore is in full bloom, when did that happen?  I was so surprised to find this today…..

Daffodils are glowing in the sun…….

Baked potatoes, sour cream and chives with dinner tonight!

Return of the Sedum -

and the first harbinger of the season, the Crocus……

Every year brings the same excitement.  Isn’t it glorious?

~*~

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Sail Away

I came across this magical photo and decided to share it in my Sunday post. I don’t know who to give credit to -  if I find out I will link to them.  Although there is a logo in the bottom right corner, it is too small and dark to read.  The dreamlike composition evokes all sorts of desires.   It is faerie-like and very much a fairy tale…..woodland sprites out on the water, small beings with wings, angel babies on an adventure.  I can see The Owl and the Pussycat in this boat…..

The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar….

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A Matter of Interpretation

As someone who writes essays and blog posts, you would think that there would be a corresponding adeptness to creating written correspondence that would clearly translate my thoughts to the recipient.  It is not as if I am writing in another language, where something might get lost in translation.  Over the years however, I have found that on occasion some of my comments have been misinterpreted or misunderstood, with results that have not always had positive outcomes and have sometimes been somewhat disastrous.  As someone whose hearing becomes more diminished and the written word becomes the major source of communication, I am wondering if I have something to worry about here.  I will preface everything by saying that I have a reputation for being very direct and honest (while not being rude) in my communications.  But I write pretty much the way I think.

The first time experience regarding the issue of opposite interpretation on a major level was as a child – I must have been about nine years old.  This initial key incident was so traumatic to me that I actually have a title for the event in my mind; “The Valentine Card Incident”.  In anticipation of that holiday, I had walked all the way to the pharmacy near the train station to get my mother a card.  In memories that are filtered through the echoed chambers of childhood,  I recall  it was a card for Valentine’s Day, but that might be because it had hearts on it -  in reality it could have been a Mother’s Day card, as I had picked it out just for her.

After agonizing and lengthy deliberation over a rack full of frilly cards, I finally found one that illustrated exactly how I felt. What I saw was a cartoon of a person trying so very hard to write something that would convey their love, then scribbling it out and starting all over again, then ripping up the next attempt and starting yet again, over and over until in the last frame the person burns the card in frustration  – because none of these attempts really are able to show the intensity of emotion and love they felt. This was it, this is how I felt, exactly like that. It even had a hole on the last page that looked like a real burn hole, which I thought was very impressive.  I was thrilled and I knew my mother would open it and fully see how deeply I cared and appreciated her.  I counted out my nickels and pennies to buy it and excitedly brought it home, signed it, sealed it, and with pleased anticipation presented  it to her on her day.

When she opened it, my parents both looked at me with dismay, and possibly a hint of horror.  Then my father said “Oh, that’s terrible”.   I was floored.  What was so terrible? What did they not understand?  A sense of vertigo overtook me as they glared at this card that had suddenly morphed into something so disastrous.  And then, as I tried to process this,  I realized that the person in the card was burning their efforts because the recipient was not worthy of a nice card. That is what it must have meant.  The card I had given her  was an insult card, a joke.  I had not had any concept of something like this – my interpretation was totally the opposite.

What was I thinking? And how could I clarify it?  There I had been trying to explain the depths of inexplicable love, had put my emotions right out there on the line, and I had ended up insulting them, hurting my mother’s feelings.  I grabbed the card, went running from the room crying and tore it to shreds.  I remember my mother saying “It’s all right”, but of course, it wasn’t, it was all ruined by then.

On a lesser scale, this has been a running theme through life.  Not in every correspondence, not all the time, not even all that often, but there have been a few key moments since.   When I write, I don’t actually sit there and “think” about what words I am going to say, do you?  The thoughts and emotions come rapid fire and sort of pour out onto the keyboard or through the pen unbidden.   As I have discovered, clearly sometimes Daeja’s “view” is not the same view other people are getting.  I am sure it is like that for most of us who write  (Or is it? Really, although I have prided myself on sharp observation, the reality is that I have no idea how the thought processes of others truly work).

Years ago I had written a number of simultaneously sharing and venting emails to someone I thought was a like-minded friend, only to one day get a response back from her saying she “didn’t like my edge”.  I guess my edge was a little too raw.  Getting this reaction was like the Valentine Card Incident sting, to a lesser extent.  Needless to say, that was the end of that correspondence.

At work, I found out through the grapevine that I had apparently insulted a coworker in an email with my “tone”……even though nothing negative was sent or intended.  As a matter of fact, ironically, I was actually smiling as I was writing it, and it was a positive thing I was trying to convey. Given that, it appears all work correspondence going forward has needed to be punctuated with many “Thanks!!!!!”, embellished with lots of happy, upbeat exclamation marks and further punctuated with smiley faces to insure they get it and can envision me as a perky ray of sunshine.  Which I am not. I have been adding emoticons to many things I write now and I seriously hate emoticons, I really do.  If this is what it takes….(I pause here to sigh for a moment)…..

But the most recent example of this phenomenon is what has prompted this post.  I apparently, inadvertently, hurt the feelings of an incredibly talented and intuitive artist – one I have admired for years – who has been painting something specifically for me and giving it to me for a price that is generous.  When told that the piece was almost finished when I assumed I was going to have to probably wait eons for it, my first delighted response was,  “Wow!  That was fast!”.   Had the recipient of this comment seen my face, they would have seen the pleasure and excitement at my good fortune.  But how the artist read it on the other end was that I assumed the painting was just knocked out quickly and without much thought.  Needless to say, she was a bit hurt and insulted.  Now perhaps the artist is just being an Overly Sensitive Artiste, as many artists tend to be because it is the sensitivity that ultimately fuels the creativity. Maybe, but given my history, it could just as likely be not.  Once again, it could be me….. it could very well be me, yet again.  With this small misunderstanding, it carried back “The Valentine Card Incident” to me with such a tremendous and surprising force that it brought tears to my eyes.  (OK, maybe there is some hormonal action happening here, but not totally….)

On a global scale, isn’t this why we have all these conflicts?  A matter of interpretation that is so drastically different, when we are all just emotions guided by our own comprehension, all of us sensitive, burning hearts…..

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Transporting

Have you ever just wanted to transport yourself someplace else?  To just escape for a moment, transport yourself right out of your shoes and into another picture, another moment in time…..right now, this minute, just for the day?

There are many exotic, beautiful, exciting or peaceful places I would beam myself to in a heartbeat.  But today I would like to Photoshop my life right into this frame.  Today this is where I want to be…..with salty summer breezes, the cry of gulls, the lull of waves, warm sun on my skin and the promise of a lobster dinner later….

Where would you like to be right now?

I want to be right here, right now....

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The P.I.A.

I could get into the details, but the short version is that a shoulder that has been sore for months suddenly exploded into nauseating pain radiating from my shoulder to my elbow. Anything that is “radiating” on the body doesn’t sound like a good thing, so after work I dutifully stopped in at the Urgent Care place, got a check up, an x-ray and an arm sling, told I had calcium deposits and a bone spur in my shoulder, told to make an appointment with an orthopedic doc and was sent home to rest up with steroids and some pain meds.  A calcium deposit?  I am picturing images of vast salt mines.

So I am hanging out all weekend in bed mostly, using ice packs and taking pain killers that were disappointingly useless.  Eventually I got up to take a shower, reached up to rinse out my hair and   ZAP * POW * YIKES * it was like getting hit by lightning in the upraised shoulder and I actually passed out, just like that.  This happened two more times that day so I finally figured maybe a trip to the ER was a good idea, you know, just in case the doc in urgent care was wrong…….

And so the saga of Power Struggles and Being In The System begins.   It’s been a few years since I have been in an emergency room for myself, and this particular hospital is one I had never stepped into before, but I think the scenario is probably the same everywhere.   Because the pain was in the left arm and that is the heart-attack arm,  I got fast-tracked.  Wait time from entry to admission was three hours, which I guess in the scheme of things might actually be reasonable?  I don’t know.

First order is to put in the IV and here was the beginning of Not Being Listened To.  It just so happens that some of us have very tiny, difficult veins that are almost impossible to hit and cause great consternation among nurses, phlebotomists and vampires alike.  After all these years of being tortured every time I need a blood test, I know exactly where to tell them where to insert that needle, which avoids needless abuse on my body and  saves them time and possible embarrassment on their part.  So I suggested to the nurse which vein is the easiest one to tap.  She turned to me with Major Attitude and said “I’m a nurse, I do this all the time, I know exactly what I am doing, let me do my job”.   Then she proceeded to agonizingly miss and blow out every single vein she attempted to try (except the one I suggested), leaving me bleeding and covered in gauze and tape.  Without making eye contact, she then slunk away (hopefully mortified, you bitch), and sent in someone a bit more adept, who was willing to listen to me, although it’s now after the fact.  So she hits me where I tell her and bingo, they get the IV in.

Power struggle #2 – they want to give me morphine. I know those in pain crave the morphine bliss, but morphine makes me violently sick for a prolonged period of time, regardless of concurrent use of anti-nausea meds.  I tell them this.  But the ER doc tells me not to worry, he will give me some anti-nausea meds with the morphine.  I ask him to please find an alternative.  He looks at me like I am a child and tells me I won’t get sick.  I tell him from multiple experiences that I will and it’s something I do not want to experience again. Ever. I get so sick from morphine that it is actually in my advanced directives that this is a hell ride I do not want to go into the Valley of Death on.   I tell him this, Very Emphatically.  So he finally concedes,  gets me a different drug and adds some anti-nausea to that one too, just in case.  I have a feeling that someone will now be writing “P.I.A.” in my chart (ever see that Seinfeld episode with Elaine? It stands for Pain In the Ass).

I am finally admitted and upstairs in a room, and from that point on it’s a question of watching the clock to see when it’s time for the next dose of pain-killer. They give it every six hours but it only lasts for four and a half.   It never totally takes the pain away but it makes it manageable, if I have ice and don’t move don’t move don’t move and try breathing slowly and steadily….. it’s like having labor pains in your arm. I was really good at natural labor, “Good Peasant Stock” as the OB had jokingly put it back then.  But with this, none of my good peasant stock is helping.  I end up just crying during that last hour when the pain gets away from me.  They tell me they can’t get the machine to unlock and dispense my meds any closer than every six hours without doctors orders.  But the doctor is not available.

“What happens with the original meds the Urgent Care doc put me on?  Do I stop them? What about my regular prescriptions?”.  These are the things I asked, but nobody has an answer.  They say that I cannot take my own daily medication that I brought and they will get back to me on that.  Hours go by, and then a day, and so I miss all the doses of everything. I figure it’s no big deal since nobody seems too worried about it.

When I am not watching the clock, I am staring at the dry erase board across from my bed.  It has the date, the name of your current nurse, the name of your current tech, and then something that says “status”.  Under status, someone has drawn a Smiley Face.  I am assuming that was the last patient’s status, or maybe it is wishful thinking on their part for me.  I stare at that Smiley Face mocking me and wish I had a dry erase marker, because if I did I would haul myself out of bed and draw a screaming Mr. Bill Face with its hair standing up and flames coming out.   Who are they trying to kid?

Power struggle #3 – they have attached this Octopus to me.  They have slapped all these sticky leads on and all these wires leading to this clunky monitor that you carry along with you when you get up to use the bathroom and try not to lie on when you move.  I am assuming Someone out there in that central space of bustling personnel is watching to see little blips that say the patient in 207A is alive.  Sometime during the day I finally do see a very nice doctor for all of three point two minutes and he tells me my heart is absolutely fine, it’s definitely the shoulder.  The next time the nurse comes in, I ask if I can take off the clunky monitor, since it’s not my heart.  The nurse can’t do this without the doctor’s orders and the doctor is gone.  I am sure they are busy tending to other people.  This isn’t “House” – throngs of handsome professionals are not lurking outside to deal with every need…or maybe they were thronging around someone else’s bed……. 

Finally an orthopedic PA did arrive and did shoot some steroids directly into the shoulder.  I would have thought this would have provided some instant relief, but it did not, and I found myself having to spend yet Another Night there while they waited for Tests to come back and the pain to subside.

Somehow, throughout the day, two of the leads from the Octopus have become disengaged and fallen off the contacts.  I wasn’t sure which one got plugged in where on my body to put them back on, so I left them hanging unattached. I figured someone out there on the floor watching our blips might notice that 207A is sending weird signals and investigate.  But nobody comes in to check.  By the end of the day it appeared nobody was watching or cared, so the next time I got up to use the bathroom, I unhooked the rest of the leads and left the Octopus lying on the chair.  It was a couple of hours after doing that when someone came rushing in my room to see if 207A was dead, as there was a flat reading on their screen.  I was scolded, and they hooked it up again, despite my protests that the doctor said my heart is fine and I don’t need these things, and that it had only been half hooked up for hours before, and that,  you know, theoretically the patient in 207A had died anyway…..

After an eternity and hell through fire, that magic timer box must have opened and it’s time for pain meds, and with that, I finally get to sleep -  about an hour or two into badly needed sleep actually – when someone WAKES ME UP at night to give me some of my own prescriptions meds that I had asked about the previous day and already missed two doses of anyway.

“What is this?” I asked.  “It’s  L  and  G ” the nurse tells me.  “But I’m not on L, ” I say, “I am on S”.     “L is the same as S” they tell me.  But, I happen to know they are NOT the same drug.   S is not the generic for L, S is the generic for P.    So I said I am not going to take it.

They probably have outlined that P.I.A. in bright red in my chart now.   To get even I suspect, two hours later they walked in,  turned the bright overhead lights on and woke me up yet again to take my Vitals.

It’s 3:00 a.m. following my second night there.  Somehow, the Octopus they reattached gets tangled up in my IV and rips the IV needle out of my hand and there is blood all over the place.   This is the route that my next dose of pain medication will be going through shortly, and now we have to start all over again.  So the P.I.A. in 207A clicks the little call light on.  Nurse Bill, a lovely, calm man, tries to find a vein and notices that every single one of them now has a blooming hematoma, courtesy of ” Ms. I’m A Nurse I Know What I’m Doing” from the ER downstairs.  He decides not to pursue this himself and goes to find a phlebotomist who is good at this kind of thing.  She gets that sucker back in, using a vein I suggested.  I refuse the reattachment of the Octopus.  Bill the Nurse says that’s OK, we can’t force you.   Thanks Bill….

And so, I did finally bust out of there right before lunchtime.  It took a few hours for the doctor to come and give me his Blessing,  to get The Paperwork completed, and then the final Removal of The IV.  I refused to wait even longer for the wheelchair.  I did apologize to every nurse or tech I saw on the way out for any cranky behavior on my part.  It is amazing what pain vs. absence of pain will do to a person.

I did learn a few new things regarding hospital survival.  For instance, the first meal they brought was REALLY BAD.  I almost laughed, it was so classically awful, it substantiated every cliché about hospital food.  But my roomie, bless her,  a young woman suffering from a week-long massive migraine, hooked up to drugs much more effective than mine and donning sunglasses, peeked her face through the curtain and handed me something called the Alternative Menu, which is actually a step up the ladder from the regularly offered fare.  If she hadn’t cued me in, I never would have known.

I learned that if you do not Question Authority, that you will become part of the machine and that you can be forgotten because the staff are busy, and possibly short-handed, and mistakes do get made, and also you are dealing with personalities. Like anywhere else, some of these people are great and some really have an attitude.  I know that decisions can be made that are not necessarily in your best interests, or beliefs, for the sake of saving time, or because “that’s how we do it”, and while going through the medical system people can be treated like sheep.   While you will not be popular for questioning, it is imperative to advocate for yourself, or anyone else you care about who may be undergoing medical treatment, or admitted.

Tomorrow I finally get to see an orthopedic MD, which I still haven’t done, because they were “all in surgery” at the time.   And that is what I have been doing for the past week.

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What I Found While Walking in the Woods Today….

Took a break today and walked along some winding back roads bordered by deep woods, which then led out to a highway.  During this short journey, I came across these items and wondered about their story.

A dead bird lying in the leaves (guess it couldn’t take the northern winters)….

A witches hat in the woods (the coven left in a hurry)….

And a hydrant that had acquired some accoutrements (suburban fashion statement)….

What stories do you see?

~*~

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The January Bitch

Whew….. that was the crankiest of months, very glad that one is over. My rough January seemed to be set off surrounding the rescue of a spider….sort of.

While having a conversation with my boss in the hallway, we simultaneously noticed a spider hanging out against the molding along the floor.  You couldn’t miss it because the spider had some considerable bulk to it, and a face.  Large enough to see a face. He said, “Would you look at that… what kind do you think it is?”

Since I was not home and didn’t have my “Little Golden Guide of Spiders and Their Kin” with me, I wasn’t sure exactly what kind it was (don’t laugh, it’s really a gem of a little book – and as explained in previous posts, I’m kind of a nature geek).  But since it was large and had hairy legs, I told him it might be a Wolf Spider. Actually, I cheat in this department, because the only ones I really know (and call by their nicknames mostly) are the gangly “Daddy Long-Legs”, the little black Jumping Spider, the Black and Yellow Argiope (my personal favorite!) and the distinctive Black Widow.  After that, anything big and brown I call a Wolf Spider, regardless of what it really is. Nobody seems to challenge that suggestion.

He then wondered if we should “do something about it”.  There are a few people in the office that abhor spiders – that get very upset about spiders, actually -  but this spider was out in the hall and not anywhere near them.  I don’t kill spiders, and honestly, I just was not in the mood to do the old “scoop and remove to the outside” maneuver at the moment, seeing how it was cold out and I was getting ready to eat lunch. I said it wasn’t bothering anyone.  So I suggested we ignore it…..and not say anything to anyone about it, lest we generate some mild hysteria.  Spider spared.

A few days later I am sitting at my desk and I suddenly feel this very, very sharp sting at the very top of my butt/lower back.  And then, an incredible itch, like every mosquito bite or hornet sting I have ever gotten.  Except it’s winter and there are no hornets or mosquitoes in sight.  I happened to be wearing a pair of jeans that gapped in the back when I sat down.  I thought it was the tag or a pin that stuck me, and I scratched myself to pieces throughout the day, but really didn’t look at it until I got home.  Nasty.  Could that spider have gone down the back of my pants?  A few days later it had started to fan out into what appeared to be a major bruise… so after looking up spider bites on the web and seeing enough flesh-eating Brown Recluse bite photos to scare myself silly (even though we don’t even have the Brown Recluse hereabouts), I sought medical treatment.  It turns out a little cortisone cream was able to treat it, but I had scratched myself up so badly there was no telling exactly what had caused it at that point. I am not sure if it was that spider – or any spider at all that actually bit me.   If so, perhaps getting bit on the ass was payback for not telling my spider-fearing coworkers there was a very big one loose in the office.  But it was a lousy way to start off the new year.

Following that debacle, I decided to address some things I needed to do that entailed Large Sums Of Money and also generated Significant Stress in their execution.   I put money down on a car that was to be been delivered “soon”, but now, way too many weeks later, is still a month out from arrival, apparently either on the assembly line in Japan or out on the ocean somewhere en route.  In the meantime, I do not want to spend yet one more cent on my current vehicle.  The longer I have had to wait for this new car, the more anxiety I am having that Something Will Break Down on my current car.  Or, worse perhaps, as just this past week I was almost creamed by an oblivious woman in dark blue sedan who, without even slowing down, blazed out of the toll booth and into the traffic circle where I had the right-of-way.  With this major stall, I am actually waffling and thinking maybe I should just sink the money into fixing my old car and keep it. This indecisiveness regarding major purchases is one of those traits I really dislike in myself.

Following these two upsets, I then had Creepy Eye Surgery Part Deux.  After the not-so-thrilling first cataract surgery (here), this one was justifiably met with a bit of anxiety, compounded by the fact that while I was getting my eye prepped, the nurse told me there is something called “Second Eye Syndrome”, where the second eye surgery does not do as well as the first.  This was not thrilling to hear, considering the first was no party.  However, it actually did go a lot smoother than the first, partially because this time I insisted on Better Drugs.  The experience was different too.  Instead of staring into what had looked like a white-hot sun last time, this time it appeared I was staring into a greenish, glowing shape that looked like a miniature coffin.

When it was over, instead of everything being orange and then neon pink and shimmery for a week, all I experienced was a few pink dots and a little flashing the first day.  However (isn’t there always a However?) I discovered that I could no longer see many things that I used to take for granted with this “new eye”.  Like the food on my plate (don’t you like to see what you are eating?) or the keypad on my cell phone, or trying to cut my own fingernails, or to study my reflection in the mirror.  I have felt unbalanced and very, very cranky. I am told some of this will improve as the weeks go on and to Be Patient. I am also told that I will need to get glasses.  And there was a little insult too….like discovering hours later that they had not removed the sticky EKG leads and I was walking around with those things on me.  I mean, really….it would have been kind of polite to finish up the job and remove them (or at least let me know about them).

Next, the S.O. got this bee in his bonnet to suddenly get rid of our cable TV service (something to do with the remote being too slow or the box being “a piece of crap”) and change over to a dish satellite television, without really considering my input into any of this.  In the process, he also insisted on disconnecting our land line phone and set up an entirely new phone number via the Magic Jack, one of those gimmicks “as seen on TV”.  Instead of putting it up by the roof,  before we realized it, the installers put up a large, ugly satellite dish only about ten feet off the ground, sticking out on the side of the house over my lovely scotch broom plant and hanging into the driveway so that anyone who might enter the premises in a truck could hit it.  And now, if we want to move it, we have to pay them to do it.  Not only that, but it looks incredibly low-rent and cheesy.  It seems all we really need to complete the ensemble now is to put a broken toilet in the front yard and turn it into a planter. Maybe we should add some plastic flamingos too.  Needless to say, I am upset.

Having a different television system with yet another remote I can’t figure out (but what the hell, I can’t see the TV very well anyway following this eye surgery) and a new phone number I can’t remember that doesn’t work that well anyway, it’s been the final straw in an edgy few weeks that has melted me down and turned me into a real January Bitch this past month.

In the scheme of things, it will all work out, I know. Sometimes it’s just the culmination of everything where you suddenly just feel like you have had Enough for a while, you know?  All of this makes me want to either Get Out Of Here for a little while or curl up in a ball and hide under a blanket.

So here we are into February now, usually a challenging time of year.  I have armed myself with chocolate.  To become more at a balance, today – a cold but sunny day -  we went for a lovely walk by the river. It lent some peace.  I think doing more of that could definitely ease a lot of stress.  Onward……

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Pink Skid Marks

The current exposé of the Susan G. Komen Foundation following their defunding of Planned Parenthood has created a feeling of helplessness and enragement that I have not experienced in decades.  While formulating in my head how to address this in today’s post, I opened one of a fellow blogger that says it with truth and power, so I am redirecting my post today to Life In The Boomer Lane, where you can find an excellent read about it here, or the original source at ginandtacos.com, here.

As a survivor and one whose family has tragically been touched by this disease, I have been cringing at the Stepford Wives  pink-wash that Komen has been propagating for years.  Long overdue, it is one more pathetic statement as to how this country operates, but perhaps a good thing too that their extremist political colors are now exposed.

I have systematically been contacting the list of corporate sponsors who support Komen, and those that have responded so far have been mostly cautious or evasive.  I believe my inquiry to Dell was outsourced and then deflected by a consumer services rep in India.  If these companies support SGK, we no longer will patronize them.

To paraphrase a post I read on a breast cancer website, “Even if Komen back-tracked now, they could leave their pink skid marks for a mile and I would never go back to them”.

I hope their foundation goes down in a big, pink blaze.

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The Saluki in the Floor

The phone call from the Middle East at six in the morning came as sort of a surprise. “Your puppy was just born, come and get her” prefaced the details of an invitation to leave the United States and reunite with a boyfriend who had left me behind months earlier in search of further adventures. And so, many years ago, before life’s obligations and entanglements interceded and I became An Adult, I cast my fate to the wind and traveled to the Golan Heights – what is the northern part of Israel, on the border of Lebanon and with a view of the snow-capped mountains of Syria – to collect my Saluki puppy, take a chance on a relationship and see what was to be seen.

For those unfamiliar, the Saluki, also known as the Persian Greyhound,  is one of the oldest breeds of dog known.  Salukis have been buried with pharaohs in the tombs of Egypt.  They can be found in Persian art and medieval paintings, in ancient Indian and Chinese renderings, traces from Sumeria and Mesopotamia that are thousands of years old.  They are sight hounds and are still used by Bedouins in conjunction with falcons to hunt gazelle in the desert.  They are fast as the wind, poetry in motion.

Duba

A gangly, pale yellow Saluki pup of sweet disposition, with a white-tipped tail,  faint white “eye-glasses” and a star upon her head, I named her “Duba” (or Dubah….I waffled on the spelling her entire life) – a bear . From the very beginning we belonged to each other.  We left the north and moved to east Jerusalem, where she accompanied me on a number of strange adventures.  She met Gregory Peck while filming the movie “The Omen”.  She threw up on every bus we rode.  She provided great solace to me when the relationship with the boyfriend inevitably blew up.  And so, I eventually returned to the states with a Bedouin dress, a pierced nose, and my Duba.  After a rather longish puppy-hood filled with the usual accidents and minor destruction, she grew into an obedient, sleek, long-legged beauty with intelligent eyes and a quiet, affectionate personality.

Some outstanding traits of note – she rarely barked.  When something seriously disturbed her, the ruff along her back would raise straight up and in the very deepest of voices she would once or possibly twice say the word “Bouef”, as in “Boeuf Bourguignon “.  When she wanted to go out, she would walk over to you, look right into your eyes and say very distinctly and quite loudly the word “Out“.  She loved cantaloupe and ate salad.  Duba meditated.  Lying like a Sphinx, with her front legs demurely crossed, Mona Lisa smile and eyes closed, eventually she would begin to sway like a cobra. Sometimes her trance became so deep that she would literally startle as she began to fall over sideways.  Her biggest fear was the sound of fireworks.  July 4th sent her into a trembling, panicked scramble for cover beneath a bed.  I often wondered if the artillery she experienced living on the border in her youth had anything to do with her reaction.

Duba made a few cross-country trips across the U.S. by car, one of them while packed into a Volkswagen Beetle, along with guitars and boxes, curled up with just about enough room for her head to stick out. She remained calm and resigned throughout our journeys.

She was a companion on many a camping trip and was able to accompany me to work daily during the time I was a veterinary technician.  Whenever she rode in the car, she preferred to curl up on the floor on the front passenger side under the dashboard.  Surprisingly, she had no desire to look out the window. However, Sight Hound that she was, Duba enjoyed perching in high positions like rock outcrops and picnic tables where she could see all that was going on.  Her favorite spot was a large cable spool turned on its side, which served as the perfect perch for her to peacefully gaze out across the river we once lived near.  She enjoyed wallowing in water like a hippo and would often lie down in the shallows of lakes and streams with the water up to her neck.

Duba dancing in the sand

Duba was not into conventional dog games.  She refused to engage in tug-of-war, catch or fetch. If you threw a ball towards her in an act of play,  she would let it land at her feet without touching it and then shoot back a look of pure insult.  But if her feet touched the sand, it was as if something ignited inside her.  Spinning, whirling and kicking up the earth, she would joyfully head out across a beach or open space at high-speed, and then you could pretend to block and chase her as she dodged around you.  A gentle soul, she was congenial with cats, patient with children, respectful and amicable with most other dogs.  However, her hunting instincts came alive when she was out in the woods. Much like a cat, it was not unusual for her to leave “gifts” outside the door in the form of a deer head or haunch, which took some getting used to.  She was once “busted” and brought home by the police for chasing geese in a local public park in Oregon. She actually dipped her head in shame.  Much like a cat,  she was quiet and mysterious and enjoyed curling up in a patch of sunlight on a winter’s day.  She was social in as much as she liked to be present in the same room with everybody else.  In the winter she would follow the heat source. If it was a portable electric heater, she would move with it from room to room.  When we heated with wood, she would lie on the hearth as close to the stove as she could without singeing herself. In temperament,  Duba could be described as being extremely polite.  She did not nip or grab and would gently take a treat from your fingers if offered.  She was calm and laid back.  Her nickname was “Mellow Yellow”.

Dubah in the desert

Duba had one litter of five yellow Saluki puppies.  I think motherhood for her was something merely to be tolerated.  She did her duty well, but I would have to say that she never really seemed especially thrilled about it and appeared  glad when it was all over.

Will this ever end?

In the days of country living on acres of woods and fields, Duba aways ran free.  Aside from a very intense skunk encounter, an occasional injured paw and a few times where she wandered farther than usual, she remained luckily unharmed and always came home when I called her.   In her last years we ended up living in the woods but very close to a major road.  Inevitably, instead of going off into the woods, her curiosity would take her down to the road instead, at which point she was consigned to a dog run when she had to be let out.  This restriction to her habits was no doubt a depressing change for her. 

Despite the confinement, Duba aged well and gracefully.  Healthy all her life, her annual checkups were a celebration for what great shape she was in and she never quite “looked her age”.  But at age fourteen she suddenly became frosty-faced, a bit less animated and began to get that doggie odor.  And one winter day she suddenly had difficulty walking, loudly crying out in pain with an eerie Saluki wail.

It was a gray, frozen January morning.   I was home with a five-month old baby.  My older child was in school.   I careful got the dog into the car and ran her down into the valley to the vet, who suspected she had a blockage or infected uterus (she had never been spayed).  I left Duba there to be spayed and took the baby home, then waited for a call when surgery was over.  A few hours later the vet called back to tell me they opened her abdominal cavity to find it filled with a tarry black substance all around the pancreas that he was sure was cancer.  He asked me what I wanted to do.  He could just close her back up and I could take her home, or he could put her down now.

I had been a vet tech.  I knew there was no humane recovery for a fourteen year old dog that had just been cut wide open and was filled with cancer. She had been in pain before surgery and this would only compound her suffering.  I knew the right thing to do was to just not wake her up.  So I told him to let her go.  Then I bundled up the baby and drove back into the valley to bring my dog home.

When I walked into his office, he motioned to a not very large cardboard box on the floor.  I thought, How could she possibly be in that box? It was so small.  But my Duba was inside it, curled up like a little donut, the rudimentary black stitches used to quickly close her back up stark against her pale yellow fur.  It was so obvious that her light had gone out and she was gone.  It was at that point that the enormity of it all hit.  I felt like I had been kicked in the stomach.  I had left her there to be healed and never got to see her again. All she knew was that I left her there. And I hadn’t had the chance to properly say goodbye.

I drove home and suddenly realized my first grader would be getting off the school bus in a couple of hours.  I did not want her to see her dog dead, with those large black stitches.  By this time, hysterically crying, I called my Then Husband at work and told him what happened, and that we needed to bury the dog.  He came home from work then. He brought pale yellow roses.

Among the trees beyond the front door, on the side of the mountain where we lived, with pick axe and shovel we worked hard to try and make a hole into icy covered ground frozen solid, and beneath that, hard rock and shale.  Only able to carve out a shallow bowl into the ground, there we gently placed Duba, and then carried large stones in order to build a cairn over her so that the coyotes or anything else could not get at her.  And then, when it was all over, I wailed.

When the bus delivered my oldest child home, I explained to her what had happened.  That year they made little story books in class and hers was about experiencing the loss of Duba that day.  The simplicity of her drawings and narrative embodied a wealth of emotions that I myself felt, and on reflection, still feel.

A number of years later, divorced, the kids and I moved out of that house on the hill.  I was in the process of removing a dresser that had been against a wall, and there in the floor beneath the furniture I discovered a dark knot in the wood that I had never noticed before.  It looked incredibly like a Saluki in the floor.  I knelt down to look closely, and indeed, it was the face of Duba.  I took a picture of it before we left.

My Saluki in the floor

It is the end of January again and I am remembering that sweet, gentle dog. She was not spectacular in any sense of the word that some animals are.  She didn’t rescue people from burning buildings, win ribbons or jump through any hoops.  She was just a friend, and an old soul.   I still have the petals from the yellow roses on that day.  Perhaps someday, but I have not brought another dog into my life and heart since.

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Attraction

Not quite past January and it has been so weirdly warm, an encouragement to lean so far towards the specter of Spring that I am ready to fall over.  While going through my files to locate a photo that might illustrate this, I instead stumbled on a picture I had taken of my daughter a number of years ago, amidst her days of every changing Technicolor hair.  Not spring, but a warm summer day, we were walking through a field above the river with her aunt and cousin, when a butterfly, attracted by her bright red locks, began to follow her.  Enticed by the color, it kept dipping and circling her hair as if a flower, finally alighting gently on her head.

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Appliance Decor

We have a stacker washing machine in the bathroom upstairs, one of those top-loaders with the dryer that is actually attached to it and hangs over the top.  It fits in a narrow area that used to be a closet.  It’s very old and the S.O. has been limping it along for years with screws and duct tape, which is a  testament to both his skills and the wonders of  yet one more thing the miraculous substance of duct tape can do.  Unfortunately, the machine has suddenly developed a new symptom, which includes a horrific shudder similar to either an earthquake or a subway train, accompanied by a grinding/pounding noise – nothing that tape was going to remedy.   We finally had to cave and get a new one.  You would think this would have been one smooth credit card transaction and easy delivery, but….no.

First off, we wanted a top loader again.  The space is too narrow for a side by side and too low to raise up a dryer high enough to open the top-loading washer.  This meant getting yet another stacker.  Choices in that area are both limited and disappointing, so there has been no “new toy” excitement over this – it’s essentially the boring same old same old.    I guess I should have done all the laundry (subway shudder and all) before they came to install the new one, but since they were supposed to deliver in the morning, I missed my window of opportunity.  So there is a mountain of laundry overflowing out of baskets in one of the bedrooms. Delivery was set for Saturday and, of course, it snowed overnight and continued to snow throughout the day. Creature of habit, I like to get all the laundry out of the way on Saturday…OK, maybe a little OCD here, but Saturday is usually housecleaning day when you work all week.

Yay for the delivery guys, who actually did show up, in the storm and all……..with their wet, snowy boots on my floors and rugs…but who’s complaining?  New machine!  Alas (alas!!!) ….it would not fit up the stairs.  And the old one would not fit to go down the stairs.  Which raised the question of “How did the old one get up there in the first place?”  The answer being that S.O. had originally taken the old one apart and hauled it up (with help) in two pieces.  I guess he forgot about that? But that was an old, crappy machine.  They were not going to dismantle a brand new one.

So S.O. decided to take apart the newel posts on the Victorian staircase of this old house so as to gain a few inches in order to get the machines to their respective places.  There are now pieces of wood and molding and (sigh) some splintered pieces of molding and nails and screws and tools all over the place. I am trying to keep my cool throughout this by Not Looking, focusing on my own little messes and trying to straighten them up (my Packrat Project continues).  In the meantime, the delivery guys left, with a promise to return and carry the machines up, down and out.  By eight-thirty p.m. we dejectedly resigned ourselves to the fact that they were not returning, even though the lady on the phone at the Sears center said they would be.

There is now a spanking new washer/dryer sitting in our dining room, right inside the front door, making a decorating statement.  There is also a decrepit, old washer/dryer sitting in the middle of the upstairs hallway, right at my back as I type.  They removed it from the bathroom and placed it squarely on top of my woven rug from Morocco, which makes me want to scream, since it leaked some water on top of it.  I am trying to keep it all together and in perspective by Looking The Other Way, which includes ignoring the growing pile of dirty laundry stashed behind a closed bedroom door.  Supposedly they will return “sometime” Monday to move them.   There are bigger things in life to gripe about, really.   This is just one of life’s little annoyances.  But….ya know?  Really.

Dining room chic…

and upstairs hallway conversation piece…..

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Day at the Museum

Today I just feel like sharing a photo I took in the exhibit on Islamic Art at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.  The exhibit as described – “Fifteen galleries grouped by geographic region trace the course of Islamic civilization from Spain in the West to India in the East” – contained intricately woven Oriental carpets, massive wooden carvings and doors, Turkmen jewelry, plates and bowls, hand painted manuscripts, beautiful Ottoman tile and Persian paintings of emperors among pomegranate and spice laden feasts that could not help but intrigue.  Relics dating from 1299!  Just incredible to see.  The museum, as always, was so engrossing that I could have spent weeks there, and the few hours we were able to linger within inspired awe.

The adventure began when I was initially turned back by security for trying to stuff a hot pretzel into my purse as I walked in the door (well, I had just bought it, I belatedly realized I couldn’t eat it inside and I wasn’t done).  So I had to stand outside the door in the cold to finish it, cramming it into my face as quickly as possible, like a little kid.  I guess I could have tossed it, but… I was so hungry!

Entire rooms of ancient carpets! Gorgeous painted and glazed bowls and plates in shades of deepest turquoise.  Through other rooms and on the way out, massive Bodhisattvas and Egyptian bas relief.  Almost impossible to tear yourself away.

Being in such a setting (and perhaps because of my pretzel incident), I could not help but recall the magic and fantasy of Claudia and Jamie Kincaid’s adventures living in the museum in From the Mixed-up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler, By E. L. Konigsburg.  Do you remember the pleasure of reading that when you were a kid?

What a wonderous world this is………..

~*~

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My Best Snake Story

It appears I am building an unintended repertoire of Close Encounters With Wildlife stories.  I have been asked by someone to share “the one about the snake”, and so I give it to you here.  This particular vignette occurred in the same setting that the Little Brown Bat adventure took place; a turn-of-the-century, drafty old carriage house on a defunct farm.

Autumn days, while still warm, were beginning to give over to a slight hint of winter, with the scent of dying leaves, apples and wood smoke in the air.  The main room of our house at the time – a large, open “great room” space with dark pine walls, a leaded, multi-faceted star light fixture, massive beams, a huge stone fire-place and a wood stove – had taken on a deep chill every morning, which now required a fire.

The last remnants in the garden had been harvested. It was time to make sure that we had enough cords of wood split and stacked to last the winter, and to think about putting up storm windows, plastic and weather-stripping, The bats had left the shutters and headed south to Georgia.  The mice were starting to move inside en masse, as they always did this time of year.  A few sluggish wasps and flies were to be found bouncing off the glass in the windows, along with an influx of lady bugs who clustered in the corners of the frames.  Although I am not sure where they were coming in from, it was not unusual some mornings to discover a small garter snake who had slipped inside seeking warmth, finding itself immobilized in the cold dawn on our livingroom floor.  Well, yes, this is country living – at least the kind of country living one becomes accustomed to in drafty old farm houses that have not been upgraded to suburban standards.

This particular morning, I came out into the great room area to stir the ashes and stoke up the wood stove.  Barefoot on the cold floor, I leaned over to open the top of the stove and almost fell over the figure-eight of a snake lying on the slate hearth.  Not a demure, fingerling of a little garter snake, but one big-ass specimen of a snake, close to three feet long, complete with splotchy brownish patterns on its back, very much like a Copperhead. 

At first, I thought it was a joke, because it would not be beyond my Then Husband to toss a rubber snake on the floor and wait for a reaction.  But not taking any chances, I grabbed a fireplace poker and nudged it.  And it moved.  Not only did it move, but it started to vibrate its tail, sort of like you would expect a rattle snake to do.   OK.  So we have a Very Large, live snake in the living room and now it’s pissed off.  I called out, “Whoa!  Come here and check this thing out!” and both Then Husband and my young daughter became audience to the adventure.

Now, I have to tell you that while I am not a big fan of finding local fauna inside of the home, I love nature and this kind of stuff really interests me. Snake-in-the-house issue aside, it actually was quite beautiful.  Pausing for a moment to assess the situation, I then grabbed my trusty Peterson’s Field Guide to Reptiles and Amphibians and (while keeping an eye on the snake) started rapidly thumbing through it in order to identify our visitor.  There was a picture of an Eastern Milk Snake that sort of fit the description. The Eastern Milk Snake is a constrictor of sorts, its bite is not poisonous, and it probably came in seeking mice, which it likes very much (and this house was a mouse smörgåsbord). One of the ways to identify that it was a milk snake and not a poisonous snake was to look at its belly to see if there is a checkerboard pattern.

Look at the snake’s belly.  OK. OK. OK.

So….first order of things, I put some shoes on.  Then I took the poker and ever so gently tried to Flip Over The Snake.  I was able to raise it up a bit, and yes, there it was, a glimpse of its black and white checkerboard pattern underneath – quite striking actually – before it pulled away and flipped itself back.

The snake didn’t seem especially interested in going anywhere, so the next order of things was to Remove It From The House.  Feeling quite brave now, rather cool and confident actually, and with courage bolstered by doing my performance in front of a very amused Then Husband and one adoring pre-kindergarten daughter, I grabbed the ash bucket near the fireplace and deftly guided the snake into the pail.  Hooking the handle of the bucket to the end of the poker, I carried the snake outside at arm’s length, with husband and child following behind me.  Our landlord, who lived in the larger farm-house across our dirt drive, noticed our parade and gave a curious glance from his porch.

Walking out beyond the garden, to the right of the wood pile and out to the stone wall bordering a field, I turned the bucket sideways and gently used the poker to prod the snake out.  As I lifted it up to do so, without warning it suddenly wrapped its body around the poker in a number of deft loops and began to swiftly move upwards towards my hand.  In a reactive panic, I raised my arm and attempted to fling the snake off the poker and out into the field.  With that movement, it released itself, arced up into the air in a graceful letter S and came down squarely on my head.

So there I was, frantically doing my impression of a dancing Medusa.  I was no longer Joe Cool.  I might have possibly screamed.  It is a good possibility that some sort of gasping noise came out.  I don’t remember touching it to get it off me, but I must have. I do remember the weighty sensation of that snake on my head and the light thunk of it as it landed in the grass.  It lay still for a few seconds and then slithered off into the stone wall and beyond.

I turned around to find my landlord, his wife and children had come outside and had been witness to the entire spectacle.  I turned around to my family and my neighbors.  And then, we all started laughing.

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Binge

Sorry to have not posted this past week.  Between work and a few adventures there hasn’t been time to sit down and pour out any thoughts.  The most notable issue going on at this very moment is that I have just realized I have an addiction – I appear to have gotten hooked on those little pink and white pills known as Good & Plenty.

Normally this is something I save for long car trips, while driving to see my children out-of-state or to visit a distant friend.  I will stop for one decent size box, and with one hand on the steering wheel and the Good & Plenty box propped in my lap, the box is empty by the time I arrive in a matter of hours.

However, this time it has gotten out of hand.  I stopped for gas on the way home from work and there was that pink and white box, beckoning to me near the register…..I ate the entire box on a forty-five minute ride home from work.  By the time I arrived at my driveway, I was filled with remorse, and maybe feeling a bit nauseous.

Two days ago I was filling a script in the local pharmacy and there, again, the pink and white box called to me from the aisles.  I finished half of the box on the way to work and the second half on the way home.

It’s the combination of that sugar coating on the outside and the licorice contrast on the inside that does it for me.  I will admit I love licorice in general, and am especially a fan of Dutch drop candy – the salt licorice. I have been known to sit there and eat an entire bag of salmiak.  But right now it’s the pink & whites.

Right now, this morning, at exactly 7:30 am, I am absolutely craving Good & Plenty.  About to embark on yet another trip of a few hours, I am wondering if I should stop to pick up some more, or do I go cold turkey and break the habit now?  What does it mean when you crave licorice in the form of Good & Plenty?

jonesing

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Updates for Those Who Follow

The last update was about five months ago.  Here are some rundowns and recapitulations and their references, for those who follow and might be wondering what ever became of…..

Big news about Amoebas in your brain! This involves the neti pot (here) , which I had just become a major fan of; now just something else to obsess about.  A number of articles in the news have stated that a few people (I believe in the state of Louisiana) ended up with amoebas eating their brains….supposedly from using tap water in their neti pots (and also from swimming in a lake).   Now if that doesn’t skeeve you out, what does? This certainly puts a whole new slant on things, doesn’t it?  I have to wonder; what is going on with the water down south?  Following this bad news, I have decided to use distilled water in the neti pot.  The problem is that room temperature is a bit cool here and it’s not very comfortable – kind of like getting hit in the face with a cold salt water wave up your nose. To warm up the water from the room temp gallon bottle, I would have to go downstairs into the kitchen.  Too much hassle and prep.  Subsequently, following the amoeba scare, the neti pot has not been used much lately.

After four months, I have finally come to some appreciation for the cataract replacement (here).  I am seeing great out of that one eye and my brain did indeed adjust to having close and distant focus in each eye (mono-vision).  Therefore, I have decided to take the plunge and do the other eye in the next month or so, even though I swore it would be  decades until I ever did this again.  Completing this while still having health insurance is playing a big part in the decision.  Regardless of being Ms. Experience now, I am still anxious about it.  I guess there is a degree of anxiety that is part of my  M.O…..OK, I own that…..

The Pack Rat Project has been compounded by an unforeseen (OK, it was foreseen but formerly ignored) influx of childhood possessions that belong to one of my kids.  So while I am still cleaning things out, my momentum was thwarted and I was redirected.  But in the long run, it’s all part of the same issue I guess. It kind of has to do with squirrels. I will fill you in on this in a later post.

I put a deposit down on a newer, smaller, less luxurious version of the Subaru I have now.  My reasons for doing this make sense – good gas mileage for a long commute and critical timing on the value of a trade-in being paramount – and yet this car does not have quite everything I want (mostly involving comfort.  Give me a good seat with heat and lumbar support, please). In the past I went from a basic, stripped down manual transmission Subaru Brighton wagon to a totally plush automatic Outback.  In the beginning I was not all that  impressed by the superfluous whistles and bells and found it all distasteful.  But years later I have become spoiled, and now that I am getting what the dealership tells me is a bottom-of- the-line model Impreza, I will be giving up some of those little perks.  I get nauseous when buying furniture, washing machines, beds, cars – any big ticket item – especially one involving a loan. Needless to say,  it’s been a week of nausea, which I suppose will continue until the car arrives. Then there will be the inevitable period of buyer’s remorse, followed by acceptance, followed by realization that it’s all OK, followed by contentment and perhaps even pleasure.  This seems to be my process.  By the way, I did write Subaru and tell them what this woman wants.  They told me (as I am sure they tell all their writers) that they will take my suggestions into consideration.  They will probably come out with my dream Subaru this fall, after I have already purchased one.

We had a stand-off with the crazy cat lady across the street, who continued to leave dishes and cans of cat food by our driveway, causing an invasion of feral cats and other interested wildlife into our yard and on our porch.  After she yet again ignored requests to stop feeding them in our yard, I dragged brought the S.O. with me for moral support and to perhaps make An Impression.  She opened the front door and invited us into her foyer, where the stench of animal urine was so incredibly powerful and enveloping that we were gagging. The place was also a hoarder’s paradise, but I won’t even get into that here.  After some back and forth which escalated to where we both ended up raising our voices, she found some other unsuspecting neighbor’s yard to leave the food, and the cats seem to have (mostly) taken up residence elsewhere. We suspect there are still a few holing up in our barn.

With tremendous embarrassment I reveal that after all the hassles I went through, I traded in my second in a series of Droid smart phones for an iPhone 4s.   There are things that I think the Droid does much better, but I like the smaller size, a little more simplicity and a home button that affords tactile contact on the iPhone.  I think they made a really big mistake eliminating the speed dial option. That’s my biggest complaint.  And also that Siri, the robot woman voice that answers your questions and does your bidding, appears to have some comprehension issues.  I went to an “iPhone for dummies” type intro course at the local Verizon store, which was attended mostly by Old People, which I concede I was one of.  But the most amazing part to me is that nine months ago I was totally intimidated by my Free iPad, and now here I am with yet another Apple Product.  Continuing growth IS possible!

We spent the holidays with Daughter #1.  The focus was on Most Precious and Wonderful First Born Grandbaby.  All was fine. I got over the change of venue.  The New Tradition has been launched.

And finally, one of the perks I guess of living with a contractor…..while fretting about my possibly poisonous artificial christmas tree, I asked “You wouldn’t possibly have a lead test kit, would you?”.  Well, buried in that incredible hole of a man cave, he did!  So I lead tested my fake tree that was Made in China and determined there is No Lead.  I was so much in disbelief that I ran the test twice.  The tree is…..unleaded.

You can see that some things were resolved in the second half of the year.

I had coffee the other morning with an old friend, who asked me what my New Year’s Intentions are.  Not Resolutions, but Intentions.  I rather like that.

So…..What do you Intend in the upcoming year?

~*~

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Same Time Next Year

For about the last seventeen years or so, my family and I have been invited to a New Year’s Day brunch at the home of a wonderful couple.  They tend to invite a core of their same friends year after year – people who I wouldn’t normally have known otherwise.  We don’t live in the same area and don’t really travel in the same social circles, so our hosts are the connection that brings the friends from different segments of their lives together.  I pretty much only see their friends annually at this brunch.

It has been both pleasant and interesting to reconnect with these people again, to share the changes that have occurred in our lives, to hear the updates and touch base for a moment, to reconnect. Intelligent conversation and sharing ensues – politics, religion, family stories, laughs and gossip too.

Seeing some of their children once a year makes the most marked impression, following the progression from toddlers to teens, teens to graduates and married professionals in 365 day jumps, as if thumbing quickly through an animated flip book.  Our children growing, our parents passing;  for some, relationships changing.

More subtle but still obvious, we ourselves are showing the signs of age. The men have grown grayer and more bald.   The women….we complain and compare about our falling eyelids, how our necks are starting to crepe out, our skin losing its elasticity, our need for reading glasses, the insult of it all!  For me, I grow progressively deafer.  Deafer than last year.

For the second year in a row, one couple has brought along their Capuchin monkey.  This little monkey is named Amelia.  I believe they shared that she is forty-two years old now and has been part of their family for over thirty of those years.  Amelia is somewhat frail – her face is small and wizened, her hair is thinning, and her hands are so delicate, with tiny nails and miniscule fingerprints etched into the tips of her long fingers. When she grabs your hand, you can feel her trembling.

Because I could not hear all of the conversation going on, Amelia captured my attention for much of the day. I could not help but watch her with fascination as she ate cherries and tomatoes without her teeth, drawn to staring up at the light source as she could not see as well anymore at her advanced age.  It was like looking at my grandmother when she was one hundred years old, which brought back some memories. I wondered what Amelia had been like when she was younger.  Much like my grandmother, probably very sassy.  I reflected upon how we were all aging, just like Amelia.  I thought about the wonderful care she received, how she was not left behind,  how everyone should have their families caring for them like this when they are old.

It was reassuring to see everyone, including Amelia, return once again.  I hope to meet again at the same time, next year.

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Out With A Bang, In With A Smash

Those of you who may have read The Shards of Our Lives earlier this year here may recall my bull-in-a-china-shop Significant Other and his propensity for breakage.

New Year’s Eve – the ever familiar crash and “Oh, shit!“  It was a coffee mug,  with the coffee in it.  This landed across the bedroom floor and on top of my extremely messy dresser.  A statement of sorts, to end the year with a bang.

New Year’s Day -  a high, tinkling shatter coming from the kitchen, followed by the inevitable “Oh, shit!“  This time it was the glass coffee pot to the coffee maker.  Welcome 2012!  One thing I can safely say about the S.O. is that he is consistent.

Aside from his obvious breakage problem, I wondered if perhaps the universe is trying to tell him to lighten up on the caffeine……

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A Nice Start

The Clivia bloomed.

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And We Begin Anew

Here it comes…. 2012, our self-imposed start date to begin anew.  Let’s work to make it a good one.  Let’s all use our collective thoughts to move forward into something healthy, and intelligent, and kind.  Wishing all fresh beginnings and a year of wonderous things!

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A Poisoned World

Recently I read that under Proposition 65 in California, artificial Christmas trees are required to carry a warning label.  There is now consideration in New York State for consumer legislation to disclose a warning indicating a lead hazard in artificial Christmas trees made with PVC - polyvinyl chloride. Most of these trees are imported from China.  Supposedly, touching the branches – or anything under the tree that might have accumulated some dust from the branches above – could contain lead and be a hazard, especially to children. The proposed Senate bill (S1644) in New York would require that a warning label be attached to any holiday decoration containing lead, and fines would be levied against stores that did not comply.

Toxic Christmas trees? Is nothing sacred? This ranks right up there with poisoned Halloween candy.

Apparently, you better be washing your hands after hanging up those ornaments and touching your fake tree.  Worse, if you are going to vacuum under or around it,  a HEPA filter in your vacuum is highly recommended lest lead particles get blown around everywhere.

Since these lapsing brain cells of mine (possibly caused by the little fake tree I had finally opted for over a live one these past two years) could no longer recall exactly where I saw this, I did a search and found a government site from 2004 stating this reality.  And yet another site from 2002.  And probably before then too. Where have I been? Has everybody known about this? And what has taken them so long?  They have known about this for at least a decade and have allowed children to be potentially damaged by this?  Is there some powerful trade lobby involved in allowing this to happen? I just don’t get it.

My small tree will be packed up and put away this weekend.   When I go up into the attic to retrieve the box, I will then discover where it was made.  I have little doubt that it is imported.  And then…how do you safely dispose of such a thing?  I imagine there is no safe way. And here I thought it was a great alternative to cutting down live trees and discarding them after a few days.  That, and the convenience. It seemed to make sense at the time.

I am disheartened at the dishonestly.  I am frightened about the state of our beautiful, polluted and poisoned world.

A reader (thank you Rachelle) had suggested keeping a small, live Norfolk pine in a pot year round and decorating it on the holidays. I think that solution is in my future.

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A Skill Not Possessed

I can’t wrap.  It’s an art I never mastered and I am sure it is connected to the same ADD tendencies that cause me to literally cry if I have to paint a room.  I just do not have the patience to neatly roll out a wall with paint without bursting into tears of frustration, nor the finesse to wrap a tidy gift without bungling the edges or tearing the paper in the process.  This lack of patience/focus also manifests itself when rolling a burrito (although the summer before last I was given a great burrito rolling lesson which has improved my skills considerably).  It interferes when I have (pathetically) attempted to crochet or knit.  Actually, there is a list of manual skills concerning patience and neatness which I do not possess.  This is a person who colored outside of the lines in kindergarten. Things haven’t changed much since then.

When someone receives a gift from me, they probably know it is from me without ever having to read the tag on it, because it will resemble a lump.  There could be the most incredible, thoughtful or expensive gift underneath that paper, but the outside will be a wad of wrapping and too much tape.  I am an adult.  It was my assumption that by now this is not supposed to happen, something that would have been outgrown.

Conversely, my youngest sister gift wraps beautifully.  Her presents are a delight to see, the colors and bows a sparkling portent of good things inside.  Something to be savored and opened carefully.  Granted, she spent time working the holidays in a gift store in her youth.  But still…..

Here are some gifts my sister dropped off here the other day -

And here is one I gave.

Perhaps a quick workshop/tutorial on The Art of Gift Wrapping would expand my horizons.  Something to think about…..maybe a mini-goal for the upcoming year.

~***~

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Why I Love the Shortest Day of the Year

It’s plain and simple.  Once you hit the shortest day of the year, every day after that brings just a little bit more light and takes us ever so closer back to Spring.

Hail the Winter Solstice!  Here comes the Sun!

In honor of The Solstice, (and actually not having much to do with The Solstice), I will share a photo of my dark purple Oxalis plant, Oxalis regnellii atropurpurea (otherwise known as the Purple Shamrock) which happens to make me feel rather happy (especially in winter).  I suppose this should be discussed in March, but I am marking the official arrival of Winter by leaning towards Spring, celebrating the beginning of the lengthening of days.

This Oxalis makes pink flowers. During the day, with leaves spread open like giant lucky clovers, it leans towards the light.  At night the leaves fold over to sleep in vampire cloaks, large burgundy moths against the window.

Happy Holidays to all……………..

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The Eye of the Beholder

“What’s the worst Christmas present you ever received?”

That was a question put forth to a number of women in an online group I had belonged to years ago.  This same question came up yet again at a party I attended during the holidays last year.  I don’t remember all of the answers given now.  I do recall the one reply that stands out in my mind; one woman did say that her husband gave her a doormat for Christmas. 

There was a moment of silence while everyone digested that.  My first thought was that it was rather practical, if not romantic, and that her husband just might not be one of those deep and sensitive guys…..or maybe she had been complaining that they really needed a doormat and that is what leaped into his mind while he was out scrambling for something she might like? But then there was the double entendre that could be attached to such a gift; the psychological meaning of a woman being given a doormat by her husband that could speak subliminal volumes.  Given that, we decided that probably ranked right up there as not one of the finest of Christmas presents.

I don’t have a “worst” gift, and if I did, I don’t remember it because whatever it was, it was a gift, and generally I feel pretty lucky and rather grateful to be gifted.  As a matter of fact, I have had a number of Best Gifts, and they are not rated necessarily by expense or want.   But I did have a “Strangest Gift” story that I could share,  and I offered it up to everyone as my contribution to the conversation.

Years ago for Christmas, my Then Husband gave me an Ant Farm.

This elicited groans and comments from everybody.  As a matter of fact, they voted it right up there as one of The Worst.  However, I found it necessary to explain that this was not a Worst Gift, at least not for me – which is a perfect example of how things really can be in the eye of the beholder.  As a matter of fact, when I opened my Ant Farm gift, I almost cried from laughing. I thought it was totally cool and it was totally aimed at me.

I am the kind of person who really appreciated an Ant Farm.  I found the concept fascinating.  And remarkably, without actually sharing this fact, I had always sort of wanted an Ant Farm, right up there with wanting X-ray glasses that let you see through walls and clothing, or Sea Monkeys that actually would look like little monkeys that wore crowns, or a puppy that would fit in a tea-cup. I wanted Magic Moon Rocks that would grow right out of the water and look like magic castles.  I wanted all those things advertised on the back pages of the comic books I grew up with.  An Ant Farm had to be seriously cool.  I had images of a busy little city as the ants scurried about through the tunnels, going about their business.

My aunt farm was two simple pieces of plexi with a green snap-on top and bottom that had images of farms and fences on it – a Farm, if you will.  The sand that was to be placed between the sheets of plexi was white and the consistency of cat litter.  There were no ants in the box, but a postcard that you mailed away to order your ants. This was the only disappointing part, as I had wanted instant gratification.  Since it was the dead of winter, it was recommended that now might not be a good time to order ants by mail.  It appeared I was going to have to wait until Spring to get my Ant Farm going.

By the time Spring rolled around, I had misplaced the card for my Free Ants.  But not to worry, as I went out in the yard and captured a few local ants.  Of course, I did not have a Queen, but I figured the other ants would figure something out regarding a Queen, if they really had to have one.  Or couldn’t one of the worker ants morph into a Queen? I am kind of forgetting all the ant entomology I had accumulated, but I figured the captured ants would make a new home for themselves, start tunneling, and provide “Hours of Fascination”.

Despite following instructions to the letter, I kept finding dead ants amidst the “sand”.  They moved a few grains around, but for the most part, there were no real tunnels and it was not the Ant Metropolis I had envisioned.  No cities of bustling activity going on here.  After numerous attempts and a series of dead ants,  I became a bit disheartened and finally gave up.  The Ant Farm went back into the box.  A few years later I donated it to one of my nephews.  I don’t know if he ever attempted to get it going and if so, if he had any more success than I did.

Although ultimately it was a failure, I look back with much fondness on that gift. The memory of the feelings I had upon receiving it remain after all these years.  Granted, it is an unusual gift for a husband to give his wife, and while it was not romantic or extravagant or practical, I think perhaps it was so special because the gifting invoked thought on the part of the bestower, illustrating an understanding of who I am.

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Who Are These People?

We still have a land line.  It seems they are becoming obsolete, but there is one attached to our cable television and internet access, a package deal. We gave up our old phone number in order to get this “great deal”.  I found out later that other people were able to keep their original number, but we weren’t given that option.  This annoys me. It doesn’t match the other local exchanges and it is not memorable. Whenever I order Chinese take out on this phone and they ask ”What number?”, I can’t remember what the number is to tell them.

The phone we have is mounted to the kitchen wall.  It is very large and very loud, as it has volume control that can be boosted way up, which is why we got it – because I can’t hear that well.   For some reason these companies equate the fact that you can’t hear with the possibility that you can’t see either and that maybe you have lost your fine motor control, because it has these giant buttons on it.  Clearly it is meant for Very Old People.  It also has a panel of big square buttons with pictures inside them of people smiling and laughing which are meant to be speed dial buttons for your family and friends.  We never got around to changing the generic photos that came installed in the buttons and putting our own people in, let alone setting up the speed dial,  so there remains a panel of stranger’s pictures on the phone – fake friends and relatives, if you will.  If you look closely, they really don’t look very related.   Every once in a while someone will see it and ask “Who are those people?”  They have been dubbed “The Fake Relatives”.   In our further disconnection from this phone line, we also have not bothered to put in a voice greeting, so you get the standard Robot Voice.  Every few days I remember to check the messages.  The S.O. usually does not answer it or check it at all.

When we lose cable service for any reason, everything goes out, including the phone, so I really don’t know what a great thing this is.   Hardly anyone ever calls us on it because they call us on our cell phones, so essentially the land line has become mostly a catch-all for solicitors and collection agencies.

The collection agencies are not looking for anybody here, which is a good thing, but they are looking for the former owner of our phone number, and they are pretty persistent in trying to find her.  They call on a pretty regular basis.  To say this is a nuisance would be an understatement.   They have been looking for an old former girlfriend of the S.O. for years, who is one of those people who has changed her name multiple times and has a number of aliases.   But mostly, the person they are looking for is someone named Karen Lewis.  There happens to be 1,925 people named Karen Lewis listed in the White Pages, but that does not include the other throngs of Karen Lewises who are not listed.  There are probably thousands of them.  If any of you happen to be named Karen Lewis, please do not be offended. I am sure there are a number of lovely Karen Lewises out there.  But our delinquent Karen Lewis appears to have skipped out on a bunch of debts and is Wanted.  No matter how many times we tell these collectors that we have inherited this number and there is nobody named Karen Lewis here, they persist in calling.  We have considered requesting a new number, but at this point it would be more of a nuisance. And why should we have to?

And get this…….I had broken my glasses and stopped into the eye-glass place in the local mall that had previously made my lenses.  They asked me for my phone number so they could look me up in the computer….but my name didn’t come up.  Instead, it was this Karen Lewis, still attached to our phone number.  Either that, or she’s giving it out as if it’s still hers, which I think could actually be the case, because it was a recent transaction.  For some reason, the guy in the eye place had trouble having the computer connect my name to my phone number and removing hers.  The system was resisting it.  I found this whole thing rather disturbing.

Part of me feels sorry for her.  But the other part that has to deal with this is getting fed up. Really, who are these people? If you are the Karen Lewis responsible and you happen to have stumbled upon this blog and are reading this with your myopic, incredulous eyes, indignant at being outed, please deal with your stuff so we don’t have to? Really.

Now here comes the wildest part…….a few months ago, Ms. Lewis happened to call her old number!  Perhaps she was having some sort of memory lapse and dialed it, or maybe she was trying to find out who had the old number now?  Maybe she wanted to find out if anyone had been calling her?  “Hi, this is Karen Lewis….has anyone called for me?”  We will never know, because her name and number showed up on our caller ID but no message was left.  However, we now have her real phone number!  It has been tacked up to the bulletin board near the phone, and when the collectors call, we give it to them.  Since that time, the collection calls have slowed down considerably.

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The New Rules

It has been almost a  year since I put up my first post after waffling about putting up a tree for the holidays, deciding to do it, ending up getting into it in a deep way which had nothing to do with the tree, doing a little reflecting about it…… and then feeling tremendously moved to write in order to purge the resulting emotional fallout.  Since that time, Daeja’s View has been a journey of self-exploration and sharing which I hope has been enjoyed by a few of you.

Our configuration of family has changed a bit.  Daughter #1 is now a married mother who lives out-of-state.  The addition of Grandbaby who naturally claims the position of “Center Of The Universe” by mere arrival has shifted the focus for all of us. Daughter #2 is attending college full-time, working, and not living at home either.  It’s just me and the S.O. now, and he’s not very much into making merry over holidays but sort of reluctantly herded into whatever social events and obligations may arise.    It seems the more people who join into the mix, the more it impacts the holiday plans. It used to be that I had to share the rotation of Thanksgiving with The Ex-Husband, which I have never been totally thrilled about.  Now it means sharing the holiday rotation with The Ex-Husband and The Mother-In-Law of Daughter #1.   With this arrangement,  the kids only comes home to celebrate on that day every third year……..the only way to avoid this would be if we all end up having Thanksgiving together, which we have agreed would probably be Very Weird Dynamics.  

Daughter #1 recently announced to me that they (she and her husband) have decided to start their own tradition in their own home, and informed me they would Not Be Coming Home for Christmas anymore.  They feel they would like their son to come running out of his own room and see their own tree in their own house on Christmas morning. They invited us there, but they will not be coming here in the future.  They did not come home last year either. It appears that The Rules have changed. 

I totally get it, but it I had mixed feelings about it and was actually surprised at my reaction to the change of venue.  With few exceptions, I am the one who has been making the holidays for decades.   We always had the holidays at Home, that being where ever I might be living at the time.  After they left the nest, the chicks have always come home to roost with me.   This announcement seemed to cause a slight shift in the way I was viewing things.  It made me feel a bit unbalanced.  Breaking with our traditions has created a crankiness in me, which I think really is a cover up for a feeling of loss, that reality being that the beginning of my daughter’s tradition marks the ending of mine.  It is a passing of the baton, a changing of the guard, a set of new rules, an indisputable in-your-face reminder that time has marched on and I have moved another seat further on down towards the end of the log of life, so to speak.

My immediate reaction was one of dismay, which then set off a guilty rebuttal and some tears from Daughter #1.  Behind the dismay though, was the realization that on some level I am kind of tired of being the one doing this.  Running around doing laundry and cleaning and cooking like a maniac with a backache and not being able to sit down and enjoy a conversation with anyone because I am keeping the food coming and the dishes going.   Putting up a tree and then taking it down all by myself after everyone has left.  I am tired.  Just being able to arrive somewhere and ”be” might be OK.

I went up in the attic, brought the box of ornaments downstair,  removed their Christmas stockings and gave them to her to hang on her own mantle.   With that, I didn’t see any point in putting up my own tree, the medium size fake one that I ended up buying last year on a sudden whim.  Why bother? Who is going to see it? 

But I did.  I put it up today, reacting to that spur-of-the-moment seasonal urge again.   As I took each ornament out of the box to hang, once again I got lost in the connections each one conjured up of Christmases long ago with loved ones – parents, siblings, children, partners, and old friends.   But this time, I began to make a little pile of some that will not go on the tree.  These will be taken to my special little family in another state, to make their place there and become part of the story.

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Crumbling Under the Weight of Technology

They say you can never go back. After having this new Droid Charge for a few days, I ended up sitting there with it, close to tears.  I am having a rough time managing my new Smart Phone.  I feel too dumb for a Smart Phone. I miss my Stupid Phone. I am wondering if I should go back to it, if I could.  I am afraid it might be too late, I have already jumped in the water.

My old cell, a very basic, small LG which I have had for years and which does not have a QWERTY keyboard for texting – nothing very fancy about it - has started to wear out. Everyone is texting me, both family and from work,  and it’s very hard to text back at them with a standard phone keypad. Seeing as I don’t hear too well as it is, I figured texting is my new reality and it was time to finally get on the bus with this. 

So I went to the Verizon store and found myself overwhelmed with choices. Overwhelmed being an understatement; I was just blown out of the very water I had just jumped into. I have an iPad and after working through the pros and cons of that, I decided I did not want the same cons if I went with an iPhone, as cute and appealing as they are.  After much confusion and great angst on my part, I finally ended up going with the Samsung Droid Charge.  The screen seemed easy to see, it has this sweep option for texting where you don’t have to punch in the letters but merely drag your finger across them, it’s 4G,  it has some voice activation options…I thought in the long run this could be a good thing.  The Nice Guy in the store added some apps for me, moved my contacts into the new phone, paired my bluetooth and sent me on my way.

So I fumbled with it for a couple of days. Aside from the learning curve involved, which for me has been rather daunting, I discovered that it has connectivity problems with my bluetooth. My bluetooth was fine with every other phone but this one.  I even paired it back to some other phones to see if it worked.  And it’s only about eight weeks old, since I had recently run over my other one in the driveway.  The bluetooth is fine.  The bluetooth is a necessity, I can’t use the cell without it (hearing issues again) – there was no other option for me right now.   While using it with the Droid Charge,  I can hear the other person on the other end, but suddenly they are not able to hear me. Worse, at one point I was on the phone with a credit card company discussing my account and we lost the sound mid-sentence – we were not disconnected, we just could no longer hear each other. Then we suddenly got the sound back again.  Not OK.  So I did a search on the internet and found this problem is not uncommon with the Charge…. all sorts of people were complaining about it.  And I was just getting used to it too.  Too bad. The phone was promptly returned back to the store as I still had a few days left for an exchange.

As I walked in, a sales girl locked me into her sights and made a beeline for me. I could tell as she was coming towards me that this was not the person I wanted to be dealing with, I don’t know why.  Have you ever had a gut feeling where you just know?  I had one of those feelings.  It was too late though, she was upon me. She had an Attitude emanating from her.  I tried to get past that to conduct business and explained what the issue was. She asked me to call the store phone while using my bluetooth to show her the problem. Of course it didn’t happen that time, so she says to me that she needs proof of the problem, otherwise she cannot exchange my phone. I have to prove it to her.  This really annoyed me, as I am allowed to return the phone for ANY reason within the window of time allotted.  Not only did she have an Attitude, but she started to get a little Bossy.  I told her that it is not working with my bluetooth, I am not making this up,  I am a person with a hearing disability who explained that right up front when I bought the phone in the first place. I can’t hear on it. I want to exchange it. End of story.

She then tried to blame my bluetooth and sell me another bluetooth.  It’s not my bluetooth.  I stood firm.  She walked away, she came back to me, walked away again.  While she was coming and going, I  tried to call my daughter while standing there in the store, and sure enough, she was unable to hear me. I walked over to Miss Attitude, handed my cell to her and said “Listen, it’s doing it now”.  She listens to my daughter saying “Hello? I can’t hear you!  Are you there?”, made a Pissy Face and then said to me “Well, I need proof on our phone here in the store”.  I swear I wanted to punch her at that moment.

So I made a bit of a fuss.  Maybe I got a little loud.  The store was starting to get pretty crowded with customers at that point and I was getting louder and louder.  She looked pissier and pissier and then finally conceded that ”There must just be something wrong with this phone” and offered to exchange it for another Droid Charge –  but she tells me there is going to be a $35 “restocking fee”. Excuse me? The phone is Not Working.  I am NOT paying any restocking fee for a bad phone your store just sold me, sorry.  She got her manager.  They exchanged the phone for free.  Once that was settled I tried being more friendly and nice while she went into the back to load my data from one phone to the other.

When I got home, I went to make a phone call and realized Miss Attitude had not switched over any of my contact numbers.  My entire phonebook was gone.  Everything.  My work numbers, my family and friends.  I have to wonder if she was just inept or if there was some subliminal sabotage involved in that.  I wanted to scream.  Of course, it turns out that my numbers had not been saved in the Verizon data base since apparently I had never signed up for it.  I called the Verizon store, luckily got someone competent on the phone who told me they would grab the phone I had just exchanged and hold on to it so I could get my contacts back.

I was at their door first thing the next morning, needing to take time off from work to deal with this.  On my way back to the store, I put my bluetooth on to make my first call of the day and the person on the other end couldn’t hear me.  Second Droid Charge, same problem. I think this was the point where I wanted to cry.  When I got to Verizon, thankfully, Miss Attitude wasn’t there. I dealt with really Nice Guy #2 and we talked about the problem.  After some discussion,  I decided to ditch the Samsung Droid Charge and go with the Motorola Razr.  It cost me more money for the phone and they charged me a restocking fee (which I think is not fair, since again, the phone was flawed).   They loaded all my contacts into the new Razr, which, by the way, the bluetooth works fine with it.   Miss Attitude arrived for work at that point, made her Pissy Face when she saw me and made some comment like “Oh, I see you are switching phones” and “They told me about your contacts”.  No apology, nothing.  The Nice Guy #2  told me she was fairly new. I think they should ditch her now.

My thoughts on the new smart phone……the cons first, coming from a newbie who feels like she is in phone Oz at the moment.   It’s large and awkward compared to my old-fashioned cell, which fit in the palm of your hand and slipped easily into a pocket.  It’s so sensitive that the merest accidental touch has dialed wrong numbers and taken me places I didn’t want to go with it.  It uses a lot of battery very quickly.  You have to pay more money per month for its use.  On the old phones you could feel the keys and hit speed dial efficiently. With this, you don’t know what you are hitting unless you are looking.  If you want to keep a lock on it, you are constantly having to unlock it and then put in your code - two steps –  just to make a phone call. It appears it does just about everything but make easy phone calls.  These are really little pocket computers more than telephones.

Hello? I just want to make a phone call.

I see the potential in them.  You can pick up your email away from home if you have to.  If your office computer has a firewall and you can’t access what you might want to during the day, you can take out your handy cell phone and do whatever it is you need to do.  It has all sorts of apps, datebooks and reminders, weather, whatever.  If you just had your phone with you, you could still take care of a lot of business.  Apparently there are a world of things to explore that this phone can do.  The Razr is supposed to be made of Kevlar and resist damage.  The Swype technology is rather impressive.  There is voice recognition that will translate into text. I haven’t used it yet, but I can see down the road how that could be helpful with a hearing loss.

These Smart Phones are addicting.  Today I stopped at a Starbucks.  There was a long line of people ahead of me at the counter, most of them appeared to be students from the college across the road.  Each person had a cell phone in their hand and each one was texting on it or scrolling across a screen. Every single one of them. They were not talking to each other, they were hooked into their machine.

Has anyone seen the YouTube of the toddler trying to swipe the pages of a magazine?  Will the next generation grow up without knowing what it is like to hold a magazine or book?

OK, we move forward into the future.  My daughter grew up without having a rotary phone. I almost find that hard to believe, but it’s true.  They never used a typewriter either.  They never had record albums.  Her children will grow up with - what?  I totally realize now why my mother wanted a microwave with a dial timer on it instead of a keypad.  We found one for her and used to make fun of her about it, her desire for some simplicity attached to such a modern machine.  Sometimes I feel as if I am crumbling under the weight of technology.  I am conflicted.

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November Homescape

“Even if something is left undone, everyone must take time to sit still and watch the leaves turn.”   - Elizabeth Lawrence

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Flags For My Father

The scarves are kept in an apothecary type chest of small drawers.  There are probably over thirty of them, an accumulation over about as many years.  They are from all over the world and many of them have been passed on, gifted or inherited by a variety of special  people – friends, family, those I lost touch with or those no longer living.  When I wear a particular scarf, I think about that person – I really do think about them. I recall their faces or the occasion, a moment we shared together or a little vignette.  It is a nice feeling and something that matters to me.  However, it is yet another instance of making connections to “things”, which is a penchant I sometimes obsess over as it conflicts with some of the Buddhist philosophies I struggle with; wanting and enjoying the connections that certain objects can trigger versus letting go of possessions and not having an attachment to the importance of physical items.

The other day, a chilly day, I was cruising through the hallway on my way out the door when I grabbed a particular scarf from a drawer, wound it around my neck and headed to our destination, an art exhibit featuring a talented friend, followed by dinner with those friends old and new.   The scent of mustiness and magic markers seemed to be coming from everywhere and it didn’t take me long to realize that it was my scarf that smelled a little weird.  I was hoping nobody noticed but me and I made a mental note to check the rest of the scarves in those drawers. 

The very next day after the smelly scarf incident, I went through the other drawers and noted that every single scarf had that same odor.  I decided they need to be washed.  All required washing by hand.  And so, by default,  this project became Day Five of The Pack Rat Project (just in case anybody thought I might have abandoned it, it is still going on, albeit slowly).

The chest once belonged to my father, a very talented and prolific artist who made a living doing what he loved.  Were he still alive, he would have celebrated his eightieth birthday on this very day.  The drawers had been filled with a variety of felt tipped pens that  he favored for dashing off a doodle, a caricature, a quick sketch on anything within reach, be it a paper napkin or the back of an errand list.  There were also some water colors and inks and an assortment of pipes, pipe cleaners and pipe parts -  just some of the many items he collected.  Now almost all these drawers are stuffed with my scarves of all different fabrics and colors, including some of his own.   In the bottom drawers are personal address books that once belonged to my parents, overflowing with the names of friends, the multiple addresses documenting the moves of myself and my siblings crossed out and rewritten down the pages, all held together with rubber bands;  more marking pens, a whole lot of empty little cardboard jewelry boxes to use for gifting, and Christmas ornaments that had been found on the tree after the ornament box was put back up into the attic last winter.  There is seriously a Collecting Gene (the polite word for Pack Rat Gene)  running through this family.

I removed the markers and freshened each drawer with with essential oils.  I put aside a couple of the scarves for my daughters. Although the address books are partially filled with names of others who must be long departed, I cannot part with them, at least not now.  Maybe I will pass on some of these ornaments to the kids.  Maybe I should make some earrings to go into those little boxes.  So much to do and there seems to be so little time to fit it all in…….  

A small thrill here -  I used some of the extra wool wash soap for delicates that I had discovered during Day Three of The Pack Rat Project (and this is exactly why things don’t get thrown out!!!).  It was amazing to see how many of these scarves were not colorfast.  Indeed it was expected that some of the ones from India were going to bleed a bit.  But in actuality, just about all of them did.  At least I hope it was the dye running and not just plain dirt. Each time I filled the sink, the water would turn color.  This was repeated over and over again.

After washing the age and mustiness – the aura – that had been clinging to each scarf, they were carefully hung to dry – draped over the bannister above the stairs, hung over the porch railing outside the front door, laid across a wooden clothes dryer set in the hallway, hanging there like so many colorful Tibetan flags – I could not help but think of them as prayer flags for my father.

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Feral Crap

I will be blunt and maybe a bit vulgar here - yesterday morning I stepped in cat shit, and that is exactly the word I screamed after stepping in it. Since there are no young children in the house at the moment, I did not yell out “Poo!”  I had gone outside to empty some vegetable peelings into the composter and when I came back inside, I discovered I had stepped in it and tracked it all over the newly cleaned kitchen floor.  Shit!

Prior to this event, the kitchen floor had not been washed in almost two weeks and had been both an eyesore and the subject of some back and forth bantering between the S.O. and myself.  The fact that it had just finally gotten cleaned and now was besmeared with cat feces was disheartening.  This occurred five minutes before I was to leave for work.  I did not take it very well.

Moving to this urban environment has meant our local fauna, which was once deer and coyote, has now become squirrels and  feral cats.  Up until recently, the cat sightings have been regular but not anything much to write about.  Glancing out the window, you might see one furtively slinking around the corner of the barn and garage or dashing across the patio, or maybe sunning itself in the driveway. It has pretty much been the same one or two, who are not there every day but seem to traipse through as they make their way around the neighborhood.

However, over the last two months or so, there seems to be an explosion of strays around, especially in our own yard.  Pulling into the driveway in the evening, gray and white kittens burst out from under the fence, darting dangerously close to the car tires.   A cat will be lounging on top of our patio table, where he will toss an insulted look before springing off and disappearing under the foliage in the garden.  A large, bedraggled looking tom lurks beneath the scrap metal that the S.O. has stashed under the portico. I could not figure out why they have suddenly all shown up at our place, until one morning as I was pulling out of the driveway I noticed that someone had placed water bowls, a dish and a can of cat food against our fence.

The person feeding the cats in our yard is the neighbor across the street.  She is involved in local politics and is also an Animal Advocate.  She is perhaps in her late sixties and is fond of wearing very, very short shorts, reminiscent of the “hot pants” of the early 1970′s.  She has overly blonded hair and her make-up tends to appear as if it has been applied crookedly -  lipstick that bleeds past the outline of the mouth, wobbly eye-liner.  Actually, she could possibly be featured on the People of Walmart site.  She has Christmas lights tacked to the outside of her house that are on all year long.  She lives alone, and yet weekly she puts out about eight large bags of garbage (this particular observation was made by the S.O.).   The few times I have spoken to her, she has been friendly and nice, while giving off the air of an eccentric, which is pretty much her reputation in the neighborhood.  I know we all have our own personal eccentricities, myself being greatly represented (my hair has had magenta and purple streaks in it since Halloween, and I am enjoying it so much I may just go with it for a while).  Normally I would say I am a fan of the eccentric, at least to some degree.  I am just painting a visual picture for you here.

She has decided she is going to trap and rescue all the stray cats in the neighborhood and bring them somewhere (not exactly sure where, since no place will take them, including our local shelter).  To achieve this, she has strategically placed food in other people’s yards, including in our driveway along the fenceline, which will lure these cats.  The interesting thing is that she is not leaving food out in her own yard.  Not only that, but I have not seen any actual traps anywhere near the food, although she claims she has caught a number of cats so far.

The first time I discovered the food dishes and cans under the bushes next to our driveway, I told her that the cats were crapping in our garden and running out in front of our cars and that they seemed to be multiplying in our yard.  I said I would appreciate it if she no longer fed the cats on or near our property, that it had become a nuisance and we would prefer if she put out her cat food elsewhere.  After listening to her discourse as she went on about the strays and her trapping plans, she finally agreed to do that.

But the cats are still running all over our yard, even more so.  Not only that, they have now been joined by opossum and skunks.

Back to this morning, needless to say I was a bit upset after the cat crap fiasco. I think the fact that I was wearing boots with deep treads made it worse. After cleaning my boots, scrubbing my hands, washing the floor, and then finally getting in the car and backing out of the driveway to leave for work, I noticed that once again the cat dishes and food had been placed next to the fence in our driveway.  Apparently she has been leaving them there at night and then picking them up early in the morning.  This, after she said she would stop doing it. How disrespectful. This really ticked me off.

It was about 7:30 am at this point.   I got out of the car, picked up her cans and dishes and walked over to her house.  Placing them on her porch, I knocked at her door few times.  First there was no answer, then she suddenly burst out of the door.    I could not help but notice that her clothing was absolutely covered in cat hair from top to bottom, as if she had been rolling in it. She looked like a hair rug.  And I am standing there with purple hair.  Can you just see it?

I explained again what a nuisance the feral cats in our yard have become. “That’s why I am trapping them”, she said.  I told her I stepped in cat crap this morning and that they were doing it in my garden beds.   I told her I have grandchildren that come to my house and I don’t want them exposed to this.   I pointed out that these feral cats are not vaccinated (“And that is why I am trapping them!” she reiterated.  What does that mean? Is she going to get them vaccinated and then set them loose again?).  I explained that they can carry toxoplasmosis, and furthermore, I am actually allergic to cats.   I asked her why she wasn’t feeding them in her own yard.  She told me that two cats had gotten run over in front of her house, “Right here in the street!”,  so therefore she was feeding them in our yard, among other strategic places throughout the neighborhood.  Of course, the same street in front of her house is the same street in front of mine – I honestly don’t see what the difference is whether the cats run into the street from her house at Point A or my house at Point B…… but the logic in this conversation seemed to be rapidly unravelling anyway. Wanting to appear as logical and calm as possible, not once did I mention that on top of everything else, she was actually trespassing. 

As I expressed my distress and displeasure with the situation and she continued to defend her position, she began to get a suspicious, defensive look on her face….  a look that clearly said “You are a cat hater!”  Even though she didn’t say it, I could almost see it in Big Print.

I have had cats in the past but I don’t have them now, due to aforementioned cat allergies.  Subsequently, my affinity is for dogs.  But suddenly I felt like I had to defend myself to her, less she misidentify me as someone who hates animals. There was no point arguing with her.  I hoped she would respect my request and take her cat food elsewhere. I left for work.

Outside the back door this morning, there were two rather runty looking cats catching some early sun rays on our porch.  They took off when the door opened.  How this feral crap will resolve itself remains to be seen.

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What This Woman Wants in a Subaru

Dear Subaru -

While it is still running well and looking good, I would like to trade my Subaru in for one that is smaller and more economical. If I were to purchase a new Subaru now, it would be my third one.  However, while I have been looking at your new cars, I am not totally finding what I want.

Your company advertises a connection to their loyal owners, indicating that you listen to what we have to say.  So here is something this owner would like to contribute.  Right up front I will tell you that I do not totally match Subaru owner demographics (or what the reputation of your demographics is).  Around here you might often hear someone complain if the car ahead of them happens to be a Subaru with a woman in it – apparently women Subie drivers have a reputation for driving too slow.  Having just attended traffic court the other night, I can attest that I am not one of those. 

I do not earn close to what your “average” Subaru owner is said to earn, nor am I a lesbian (so the rumor goes that Subarus are a popular car with lesbians).  Subaru owners are supposedly educated and of significant IQ…..I will own up to that… and I happen to be middle-aged. OK.  So now that we have the stats out of the way, I am going to tell you what this particular woman wants in a Subaru.  I have a feeling a number of us might feel the same.

Here is My Ideal Subaru.  I hope you are listening.

OK, the All-Wheel Drive is standard.  That’s the key reason for buying this car in the first place.  What about an option/switch to actually turn off the AWD when we don’t need it, in order to save on gas?  I know a few people who have actually modified their Subaru and put these switches on for that very reason.  You should give us a choice.

Of course, good gas mileage.  Excluding the hybrid, I want to see about 40 mpg highway at the very least.   I think you can manage that, really, as it seems you are almost there now with this latest Impreza model.  Please keep at it.

Safety still a given.  A good, solid body and lots of air bags. Something that will hold up on impact.

Size - the car needs to be about the size of the Impreza and not any larger. I have been dismayed that the Outback and the Forester both have gotten progressively larger  (and more aggressive looking) over recent years.

Speaking of aggression,  I know I for one would like a car that looks “friendly”.  This means a front grill that is not shaped like the gaping mouth of a shark during attack, or that resembles a nasty grimace or a vicious snarl.  This means headlights that do not look like angry demon eyes.  When I pull up behind another car, I do not want them to see Hannibal Lecter staring back in their rear view mirror.  The front of the car, the “face”, should look “ pleasant”.

This also includes a body type that is not too angular and looks like a plastic model of a molecule from a high school chemistry class.   However, this does not mean that the car should resemble a kaiser roll on wheels, or have a weak, silly, or clown-like look to it either.

At this point I would like to update my post, based on the comments of a reader who strongly feels that the “ass” of the car should not be too large.   This is an excellent point.  The rear end of the car should not resemble a big hippo butt.  The body should be simple, clean and solid without being too clunky. If you were going to compare the Subaru body to a horse, I would have to say, not a Thoroughbred, not a Clydesdale, not a Shetland pony, but a Quarter Horse.  Are you following me?

Tires.  The car should come equipped with excellent, all-season tires that hold the road.  We don’t need those massive, wide tires on this car. They are expensive to replace and the truth is, they really don’t give you any better traction.  My Brighton Legacy with the smaller tires held the road better than my Outback with those giant ones ever has.

I would like rear bumpers that do not take up the entire back end of the vehicle, so that if they become damaged you don’t have to replace half the body of the car at the same time.

The five door hatchback is important for all of us who go crazy buying plants at the garden center, have pets jumping into the back, are tag sale addicts and junk collectors, haul lots of groceries,  carry cellos or drums, make trips to the dump, move our kids to college, take trips, or happen to relocate frequently ourselves.  The trunk space should be level with the tail gate, not recessed.  The split back seats should be able to fold down flat.  The height of the car from the ground does not have to be that high.  Maybe just a bit lower than the Outback but not so low that you can’t get out of the car without needing grab bars.  I want to be able to drive easily out of snow drifts, but am not going to be traversing any tundras or scaling the sides of a volcano, let’s be real here.

Visibility – the rear window should be large enough to see out the back clearly, especially while parking.  Once upon a time, your earlier Foresters had great back windows.  What happened?  On that topic, good visibility all the way around.  No blind spots.  Ease of parallel parking is imperative and you should be able to back up out of the driveway without running over the neighbor’s cat, or the neighbor.  Thus the smaller car with good windows.  Strong, bright back-up lights are also helpful. Headlights that illuminate wide and clear, without creating shadows above or below.

Ride - good suspension.  The Forester rides like a truck. You can feel every bump in the road.  The Outback is a lot more comfy.  Let’s have an Impreza type vehicle with super supportive seats,  terrific shocks that ride smoothly and is quiet enough –  eliminate the road noise.

Color – if one decides to choose Ice Blue , Sage Green, Indigo Pearl or whatever,  they should also have the option of choosing the darker interior.  I think there are enough Subaru owners who travel with pets, have children, live in rural areas, don’t have paved driveways leading right up to the house, or who might enjoy eating chocolate in the car (like me) who do not need or want a Warm Ivory or cream color interior.  Because the dark interior is the logical choice,  why should we then be forced to have to choose the Paprika Red exterior?  I want an Ice Blue car with a charcoal gray interior, but you can’t get one from column A and one from B it seems.  One of the major factors in deciding which model and color of Subaru I chose last time included the fact that I needed darker seats and floor carpet that would not instantly look stained and ruined.  That should not have been a contributing factor.  More flexibility on interior color choices!  While you are at it, how about some more classy exterior colors too?

Further discussion on seats – For those wanting to spend more $$ in order to have a little more plushness, the option package should include these three things:  heated front seats, automatic driver’s seat adjustment, and lumbar support.  This last item is the one major thing that has turned me off to buying the new Impreza.  No lumbar support in the driver’s seat.  People who do a lot of driving and are middle-aged truly and seriously appreciate that kind of thing. It was the greatest invention in the Outback.   Why should someone have to go out and buy a little lumbar pillow when they are paying all this money for your fancy car package?  Why this was not added as an option to the new Impreza is beyond me.  Who made the decision to leave that out? Such a simple thing to add, its absence probably just cost you some sales.

The Dashboard.  Is it really necessary to have the mileage markings on the speedometer go up to 150 MPH?   Who are we kidding here, really?  We are not professional race car drivers.  Are there some people who get off on thinking that their car “could” do this if they wanted to?  Is this a testosterone thing?  How about topping the speedometer off at an even 100?  Then you can make the mileage markings on the gauge farther apart (since you will now have more room on the gauge) with precise and easy to see lines, so that you can actually tell that you are driving 62  instead of guestimating somewhere in the 60′s.

On the automatic version, I don’t want “shifting paddles” on my steering column. I want a neat, clean, steering column without too many doodads and crap on it.  On the center console it can have a number of lower drives – D, D1, D2, L, L1, even L2 –  to get you out of slippery spots.

The option of the dimming rear view mirror is very nice. Let’s keep that.  We can also keep the in-the-mirror compass.  I thought that was just one silly whistle and bell thing that came with my last car, but have actually found it useful on a number of occasions.  Continue with the nice interior lights, the vanity mirrors, decent cup holders in the middle, the area around the ignition that lights up in the dark so you can see where to insert the key.

Speaking of keys, the key and the remote door opener should not be too large or an odd shape (as my current ones are).  They need to be small enough to fit easily in a pocket without ruining it or falling out and small enough to fit easily in a purse. Also a remote starter for winter would be nice.  Keep the overhead sunglasses holder but make it larger so it will close over today’s contemporary sunglasses styles.  Make a space somewhere out of the way below the dash where you can hook a little trash bag. Make the glove box larger so it will close if you have more than a couple of papers in it.  Nothing fits in there.

The radio/CD player should have multiple speakers and multiple graphic equalizer settings.  It should be Bluetooth friendly. If a GPS is an option, let it be a decent sized one with a volume control that allows it to be turned up loud.

For me, a sunroof is not necessary, but very powerful A/C  and heat is.  The windows should be able to be easily de-iced too.

Lastly – can you do this at a reasonable price so that you are making a car for The People?  An Every Woman’s Car that men will want to drive too?

That’s all I can think of at the moment.  I truly believe you would have something extremely popular.  You can even name it the Subaru Daeja!  I hope someone is listening.

Sincerely,

daeja

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A Lion is Loose in the Neighborhood

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Nothing But Rice

In the scheme of life, just a small disappointment here today.

Today I had lunch at a little restaurant near the workplace that serves a fusion of Thai, Cambodian, Chinese and American food.  I think it mostly caters to college students.  The people who own it are extremely nice and the food is always fresh and good.  I ordered Eggplant with Tofu and Basil, which is made with lots fresh ginger, served with rice on the side, and happens to be incredibly tasty.  I have had it before and was looking forward to it again. However, they regretfully informed me that they had run out of tofu. To compensate, they offered to throw in extra eggplant, which was just fine.  I had a Matcha Green Bubble Tea with it (which I am addicted to, ever had Bubble Tea?).  It was a satisfying lunch.

There was plenty left over and since it was so delicious I decided to take it home for the S.O. to enjoy, also saving me the trouble of having to cook dinner later on.  By the time I got home tonight, I was especially glad to have this as I really wasn’t in the mood for cooking anything - just too tired.

When the S.O. came home, he made a comment about whether I had any plans to make some food.  Knowing this was going to go over pretty well, I took it out of the refrigerator to heat it up, opened the carton….and discovered it was packed to the top with white rice….. and nothing else.

Just white rice.  No tasty Eggplant (Minus Tofu) with Basil.

Bummer.

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A Sewing Table Tale

On Day Four of The Pack Rat Project I decided the next thing to tackle was cleaning out the drawer in my sewing table and picking up the junk which has accumulated on the floor.  This seemed like it would be a simple, non-threatening task, and as the drawer would not close due to all the crap packed inside it, there would be a visible improvement.  How deeply could I get lost within a single small drawer of a sewing table? The distractions appeared minimal.

This sewing table has a bit of history to it.  It has now, technically, seen it’s sixth generation of family.  Originating in the mountains of Switzerland, it made its way to the United States on the Rochambeau, sailing out of Le Havre, France with my grandmother, then an adept young seamstress and herbalist who was fleeing her own mother for the dream of America. I have been unable to determine what kind of wood it is – a close, smooth grain somewhat like pecan or perhaps maple, although it does not quite look like either.  It has a simple brass pull.  Inside the single drawer are a number of small compartments where she had kept the usual sewing notions; her thimbles, heavy thread for sewing on coat buttons, a red tin box that she kept pins in.

I think the tin might have belonged to her husband, my grandfather, and perhaps held cigarettes.  The box says Millionaires on it, which I always found rather poignant, as almost up until the day she died my grandmother was forever hopeful of winning the lottery and becoming ”A Millionaire”.  She had big plans for what she was going to do with all that money.  We would talk about those plans and laugh.  The irony of this is that I believe she often forgot to check her ticket, which is a trait I seem to have inherited from her. Because we know realistically that we are never going to win, we forget to bother looking. It’s the fantasy that is the exciting part, I think. But for all we know, she could have unknowingly died a millionaire, while some lucky certified health aide quit her job at the nursing home and is now basking on the beaches of a remote island, sipping Pina Coladas.

At one point, the table temporarily came into the possession of my mother, who found a place for  it just inside the front door of our home.  This table has probably been witness to a number of familial incidents over the years.  One of the more memorable - my sister and I were running through the hallway when she tripped and fell into the base of one of the trestle legs, hitting her face and necessitating stitches to the corner of her eye.  Sometimes when I glance over at the sewing table, that scenario comes back to me as if we are ages five and seven again.

When my grandmother moved to an adult home, we brought the sewing table back to her for her room.  Sadly, over those years in the nursing home it was badly neglected.  Plants placed on top of lace doilies that covered it caused water rings and stains that went unnoticed. Placement by an ever-blasting radiator caused the top to crack. As her vision was deteriorating, I don’t think she realized the condition of her table.   It was a shame to see this happen.

After my grandmother passed away, being the only one who ever really sewed,  I insisted on taking it home with me and had the top restored to its original state.  It has been in my house ever since and has accumulated an assortment of clutter that is not all sewing related.

For years this drawer has remained my secret hiding place for my stash of emergency dark chocolate (OK, the secret is out).   The most notable thing I did was discard all the spools of thread with hardly any thread left on them, spools of wood with thread so old they were dusty and faded.  During the purge of this drawer I found a number of keys, including spare car keys belonging to both current and no longer owned vehicles.   Most notable was the set belonging the long ago Ex-Fiance, which - in a pitifully small moment of impotent retaliation after he ran off with a horrible skank of a woman - I had spitefully tucked out of sight (“Where are my car keys?”  “I have no idea”).  This made me laugh, but I also had to stop and work through some feelings there.

I found keys to childhood diaries abandoned and gone.  The missing key to a PO box closed for over a decade (I had gone nuts looking for that). Three suitcase locks, two of them combination types with no known combination. Merit badges and patches  that I had failed to sew on to my daughter’s Brownie sash fifteen years ago (the Bad Mom).  An embroidered patch of rather cool looking dancing rainbow-colored bears that once adorned the book bag of my youngest child in first grade (it had actually had been a Grateful Dead patch, but I figured nobody at the school would know that) . Other assorted small tins (Celestial Seasonings, Altoids, etc.) that held odd buttons and more pins within them.  A Swiss army knife, actually bought in Switzerland (inside a Swiss table – wow!) that, remarkably,  still had both the little tweezers and the toothpick intact.

So…. I got bogged down in the sewing table.  I can see now how this project is going to play out.  It will probably take me until Spring to finish what I have started regarding the clearing of clutter.   However, as an extra bonus, I did clean off the top of the table (piled with junk)  and also went through my smaller, portable oak sewing box.  I still need to clean up the floor beneath the table, which will indicate that this part is officially done.  Going through the motions of the sewing table clean-up gave me some solid reflection, which was rather satisfying.

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The Pack Rat Project – Day 3

Day Three was a biggie. I tackled the bathroom. This included four drawers in the vanity and two medicine cabinets (essentially his and hers) and also the area around the stacker washer and dryer.  Day Three is where I hit a bit of a wall.

Right away it was pretty evident what my part of the clutter was.  Samples. You know, those little complimentary bottles filled with creams and conditioners that you get when you stay at a hotel. That, and trial sizes and freebies of different beauty products.  Of course,  I have to save them because “if I go away” it will be more convenient to have them (not considering that “if I go away” there will probably be a fresh set of little complimentary bottles in the next place).  Also because, if I go away and actually fly someplace, having those little bottles in your carry-on to go through airport security is a necessity.  Except that also in these drawers was a large plastic zip-lock bag of little self-filling travel bottles and jars I had bought just for that reason….filled with unidentified creams and gels from the last time I flew, which was a while ago.  And some of these trial samples were for things I would never normally use anyway.

So I was mercilessly clearing them out. Well, OK, I wasn’t that merciless. Because every little sample of anti-wrinkle This and scented That which I picked up, I then had to try before tossing.  This slowed down the process a little, also leaving me with a very shiny face and an aroma of sorts while I worked.  There is a strong tendency here to get sidetracked.  It’s just too easy for that to happen. But I did discard anything that smelled bad, or weird, or looked discolored, which included a number of facial masques. It’s funny because I don’t do facial masques, I think because I don’t have the patience to apply them and wait. But I have fantasized about having a “girls night” (guys can join in) where a bunch of us - not sure who Us necessarily is - would do beauty masques while watching movies and eating popcorn.  Over the years, these face masques saved for the fantasy occasion had hardened into cement in their tubes.  Toss. I also discovered a stash of new toothbrushes, which you can never have too many of.  Kept those.  Disposed of a multitude of expired prescription medication.

The medication is a whole other issue. Those who know me well are aware I have had a habit of hoarding old meds, in the event that “The Revolution” happens.  I am not sure which kind of Revolution that might actually be, but I figure it’s good to have every kind of medication possible just in case you may need some.  I will say that over the years a number of friends and family have been especially grateful for this practice during an emergency - when a tooth has broken, a back has suddenly gone out, a UTI has started, a massive migraine, allergy misery, or an abcess has developed during a weekend, holiday, or while uninsured. Despite contrary thought, it is my opinion that even expired medication is better than no medication at all if you are in the midst of either an emergency or a Revolution.  However, the stuff I tossed was not particularly necessary to much of anything one might need for either, so that was easy.

Now I have to mention what kind of clutter the Significant Other had in his drawers.  Eight packages filled with those individual dental flossers …..just in case you find yourself at a marathon corn-on-the-cob eating contest.  Or perhaps this is his own personal emergency stash for the Revolution.  And eleven nail clippers.  They are all over the house.  I bet there are fifteen or twenty nail clippers lying around this place, but eleven were in the bathroom drawer.  It is of note here that this is not hoarding behavior.  This is about losing something in a drawer full of junk, needing it and buying it again, losing it, buying it again, losing it, over and over and over again.  As the S.O. does not put much energy into searching for things, this theme will probably be recurring throughout the project.  Five bottles of expired eye drops for getting the red out, dating back to expiration in 2003 (what was he doing in 2003)?   Five boxes of unopened, expired allergy pills. About fifty loose effervescent tablets meant for cleaning  dentures – and he doesn’t have any dentures.  Two fossilized hair brushes that looked like someone had been brushing out the undercoat of a dog. Three night lights. A package of stainless steel drawer knobs.  Four pairs of scissors. And an assortment of sheet rock screws, metal brackets and some other unidentifiable metal hardware.  This part of the chore was actually a bit amusing, honestly.

There was a great feeling of satisfaction when I finished with the His Side and My Side drawers, and I meant to move on to Under The Sink (which is an adventure in itself), when a Distraction occurred.  Discovering a bottle of iridescent nail polish that seemed to almost glow in its bottle, I got this sudden urge to try it and wandered off to paint my toenails a Cerulean blue.  This sort of wrecked my momentum and I might have just stopped right there, if it was not for a strange nagging voice in my head (which could have been my mother from beyond) saying those same words she said to me long ago regarding focus –  that I was “like a little bee that keeps going from flower to flower and not staying on the task at hand”. 

So OK, I went back to the cabinet beneath the sink.  I had no idea we owned a hair dryer, as neither of us uses one, but I found one under there, and a rather large one at that.  So whose hair dryer is it?  How many times have we had guests here that have asked if we had a hair dryer they could use and I said we didn’t have one?  Liar, Liar.  Found a can of liquid instant suntan spray…. not familiar.  Anyone want to claim it?  A couple of empty bottles of rubbing alcohol.  A plastic tubby full of expired medication that not even The Revolution would be interested in.

Moving on to the shelf on top of the washer, which housed two gallons of bleach, two different detergents,  three bottles of cold water wool wash (for all those delicates and woolens which I do not own),  five different types of stain remover (all open, almost empty and covered with grease and dust) and an empty box of Borax.  When I stood on a chair to see what was pushed to the very back of this top shelf, which is near the ceiling, I found a large wrench belonging to the S.O., which very well may have been there for three years and which seemed to give him at least a momentary thrill when I flourished it.

The approximately twenty catalogs sitting stacked on top of a wicker stand in the bathroom also went into the trash.  I had to pull myself away from just peeking at one or two of them.

The bathroom purge filled four grocery bags.   I didn’t get outside of this house for an entire, lovely autumn day.  It’s nice to have those drawers cleared out, but it’s also sort of like having a secret, because nobody can see it (and thus I will not be getting any feedback;  Feedback being important when you are trying to make a positive change).  I am going to have to do some visible de-cluttering in order to really feel accomplished.

As I read back on this post, it is occurring to me that some people might think I am one of those epic hoarders like you see on the reality Hoarder television shows. But I would like to assure you that I am not One of Those.  Not even close. My/our insanity seems to fly under the radar.  Or at least it did.  It’s really manageable…really. Maybe I am airing some dirty laundry here……

And so ends Day Three of The Pack Rat Project. Feel free to join in.

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Nesting (or Addressing the Pack Rat)

Suddenly a strange, panicky feeling has invaded my being. Like the birds gathering to fly south or the squirrels frantically running around storing nuts for the winter, a great force of nature seems to be overtaking every fiber, readying the nest for winter.  Part of this could be the weeding out and lightening up that happens as people age (aren’t we  supposed to?) or maybe it’s just seasonal.  I feel a tremendous urge to get rid of Stuff.  Or flee.  Since fleeing is not an option, addressing the pack rat behavior that has contributed to every available surface being covered with crap seems to be the only solution.

So as not to be overwhelmed and thwarted by the massive job ahead of me (from attic to basement and everywhere in between) I decided to begin with drawers, and only one set of drawers a day.  Working beyond that is optional, but at least one drawer or closet a day is The Rule I have set out for myself.  Since some of this has to be done in the evening after work, it makes even more sense that it should be done slowly, so as not to discourage.

On Day One I began with the night stand next to the bed, which is an old oak office end table which contains four drawers.  On top of the this sat a stack of mostly unread magazines that I was “going to get to”, twelve magazines to be exact. I thought the subscription ran out, but they keep coming and I can’t just throw them out without reading them, can I?  Would you? I can keep a couple in the car for when I get stuck waiting somewhere, right?   On top of those magazines sat three books, one started and put aside, one in progress, and one up next in the queue. In between all of that was my iPad, which has since become a major distraction to getting anything done, but that is another story.  Removed all but two most recent magazines, left the books and iPad.  Inside drawer number one was easy, just miscellaneous garbage, including three bottles of melatonin (was I not sleeping, or just planning to re-adjust my circadian rhythms?)

Drawer two and three contained socks. Packed to the top with socks. Socks for all seasons, in all weights and colors.  This became a little more daunting and I had to pare it down to “when is the last time I wore these?” and “what might these match with?”  Hole-y socks into garbage, cute but not needed socks put away for sister and/or daughter to see if interested. Even with that, there are still too many socks in the drawer. I could wear a different pair every day for a month at least and not have to do laundry.  Really.  I might have to return to this for a second run later on, because the photo of the sock drawer is the “after” photo.  So you can only imagine.  But for now, at least the drawer shuts.

Drawer four no big deal, some nightshirts.  Felt like I had a handle on it.

On Day Two, after work,  I only tackled the very tiny drawer in the computer table, which barely shut for all the crap in it.  The drawer is 10″x 13″ and only 4″ deep,  and I am sharing this detail only because I want you to be really impressed when I tell you what I found inside.  I was able to measure this drawer right now because there happens to be not one, but two tape measures in it.  In addition, there are five solar-powered pocket calculators and one solar desk calculator lying in the bottom of this tiny drawer.  Think someone has trouble with math here?  Eleven note pads (to jot things down).   Twenty-seven pens (to write on those eleven note pads).  Assorted wires to electronics unidentified.  Two automatic light timers (for all those times we are supposed to go away but never do).  A rather cool sheet of 39 cent stamps depicting the biggest, oldest, longest,  things in the United States .  Facts like the oldest mountains (the Appalachians), the largest rodent (the American Beaver….if you were wondering).  But mostly, what this drawer was stuffed with was those return labels you get in the mail with your name on them.   You know, the ones with iridescent snowmen, metallic American flags, pink breast cancer awareness ribbons, endangered trees and flowers.  The ones you are planning to send donations to because you are guilty about keeping the address labels.  And you can’t throw them out because, well, your name is on them.  These presumably are to affix to the envelopes of all the bills I need to pay, the holiday cards I will send out, and the correspondence I plan to send by snail mail.  I threw out half of them and saved the nicest (for some cards and bills….).  So, OK, seriously on a roll now.  This drawer now shuts.  Maybe nobody can see it, but I know I am getting lighter by the minute.

The plan is to run through every drawer and closet in the house, in addition to clearing off the tops of furniture at the same time.  Anyone up for joining me on the Pack Rat Project? I know you’re out there, mired in your own stuff.  How about it?  Will keep you posted on my progress.

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The Sedum Project

I make a visit to the grave about twice a year.  As expected, the cemetery is a quiet, green place that sits below open skies and shaded lanes lined with old trees.  Officially, two grandparents and my mother now rest there. Unofficially, my sister and father also have some of their ashes folded in to the earth, where I plant and replant perennials during the spring and autumn.

My siblings and I have been coming to this gravestone intermittently since we were very young, at first to “visit” the original resident,  a grandfather we never knew.  Before my aunt arranged to have the stone raised up, it had been the shortest marble monument in the row, just a little higher than the height of a chair.  My grandmother used to sit right on it and enjoy a sunny day, eating the snack she had packed and perhaps contemplating her lost husband.  We would bring bread to feed the ducks and swans in the nearby pond and peer through leaded glass and wrought iron doors  to look inside the fancy mausoleums on the hill.

Before leaving, all would gather to pose in front of the monument and take a group photograph.   I had no idea there was anything unusual about that until a friend once mentioned how weird it was to see pictures of the family gathered and smiling around a gravestone.  It has just always been that way and it feels natural to us.  Of course, one by one there have been new additions to the plot, with new emotions and connections attached to them.  But we still go back and we still take photos.  The children who once fed the ducks there have grown, later to visit with their own children, who ran around playing hide and seek among the stones.  Now they are grown too.

I am fairly dutiful about maintaining the grave, even if it is only once or twice a year.  A trip will often evolve on the spur of the moment.  I know that our loved ones are not “There” per se, and that I can visit them in my heart at any time.  But I feel it is a respectful thing to do, and I feel better when I do it, so the ritual continues. 

To find exactly where the plot is involves a loose sense of direction.  Never having paid attention to curb markers and constantly forgetting the name on the stone at the end of the row closest to the road to use as a guide, instead I just keep bearing left –  over a bridge, past a lake, left at the first intersection, left again at the second.   When the tilt of the gravestones on the right slowly appears to line up parallel with the car, that is when my inner radar tells me it is time to stop and park, and start walking towards the middle. When I get to a center area in full sunlight, the search begins for the shortest stone, the one with sedum bracketing it on either side.

For the past couple of years I have been letting this pilgrimage coincide with a visit to my friend K, who lives not that far from the cemetery.  She joins me for the short visit, being rather supportive and somewhat enthusiastic about it, which I appreciate and also hold special, her sharing in this ritual that is deeply personal to me.  Armed with a small garden shovel, fresh perennials, work gloves, a jug for water and some mulch, we tidy up the dried stalks from the previous season and refresh the small plot. Then we leave a new stone or pebble on top of the marble marker, indicating we had been there.  I have approached this ritual with feelings of emotion and feelings of detachment both, depending on the day.

Not everything I have planted has done that well, but the dusty rose-colored sedum seems to have found a home there.  It works well because it does not make a mess or require tending by the maintenance crew, and yet is hardy enough to withstand the climate and location, while lending simple color and life where life no longer is.

When K and I arrived to freshen up the plot last year,  we discovered that the sedum had really taken off.  There was so much of it that we dug some up and took it home for our own gardens, where it has flourished.  We returned again this year with some late summer mums and asters, removing a little more sedum to create space for them.  We were going to take the extra growth home again, when we looked around and K remarked that there were  graves there that clearly nobody ever came to visit or tend anymore.  Some of the dates on them went back far enough to be someone’s great-grandparents, with nothing but dry patches of sparse grass in front of them.  It was sort of sad.  Gee, maybe they would like a little sedum?  So we planted a bit of the extra flowers by a couple of headstones that had been long unrecalled, acknowledging their names as we did so.

And so The Sedum Project has been born.  When we go back next year, like Johnny Appleseed, we will again divide and share the flowers among the forgotten.

Lara Hartley - Angels as Art From the City of Angels

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I Am The Carrot Woman

In an attempt to take the edge off the raw hunger that start at about 9:30am (despite breakfast) and continues throughout the day (despite lunch), and in keeping with the Famous Weight Loss Plan I am paying for, which has successfully removed about fourteen pounds so far, I have turned to carrots as the healthful alternative snack.  The Famous Weight Loss Plan says you can have all the vegetables you want, so I keep turning to them, and I turn to them all day long.  Because they do not really squash my hunger (which is clearly not “real” hunger, but more habit), I tend to eat a whole lot more than I need to.

It’s just too easy. With fond childhood memories of both Peter Rabbit and my dad connected to carrots and carrot juice,  it’s no problem to easily scarf down half a bag (or more) of those pre-peeled ones in a heartbeat.  Sitting at my computer at work and mindlessly shoving them in my face has become routine.  While this is happening, my brain is sparking these little subliminal signals saying “Healthy! healthy!” and “Thin! thin!”  and “Good for your eyesight!  I have been feeling robust and empowered and…well, not svelt, but definitely thinner.

However, about two mornings ago I looked in the bathroom mirror while getting ready for work and noticed I appeared a lot yellower than the usual olive-sallow that I happen to be.  Not startlingly yellow, but there is a perceptible shift in that direction.  The whites of my eyes are still white, so I don’t think it’s jaundice.  And I know it’s really the color yellow and not just my imagination, because now that I have had one cataract replacement, there is nothing that is possibly filtering my perception – colors are very clear, bright and true. One of my children was visiting this weekend, so we compared our hands side by side.  Granted, her coloring is in the white peach department, but when we checked hands while standing outside in the harsh daylight, there was no mistake.  I am turning an orange-yellow. I have become The Carrot Woman.

Sexy Carrot Woman by Natalie Fifer

Remembering that years ago one of my friends had turned slightly orange from indulging a carrot juice health diet, I realized this is probably the case happening here with me.  So I looked it up.  My first hit was The Carrot Museum, which heavily touts the benefits of carrots and pretty much tells you everything you never thought to ask and more about carrots.  The yellow-orange condition is called Carotenemia, which is when there is an overabundance of carotene intake, which your liver does not process and thus releases into the skin.  This site mentioned the possibility that perhaps it is a sign of the liver releasing toxins.  Just reading anything about what my liver might be doing is a little unsettling, so I went further, looking for an MD, and found what one of my favorite guys, Dr. Andrew Weil, had to say about it:

“Without a doubt…. habitual carrot consumption is the cause of (your) yellowing skin. The same fat-soluble pigments (carotenoids) that account for the deep orange color of carrots are responsible. In general, carotenoids are beneficial to health and can protect the skin from sun damage…….The yellow or orange color you notice on your palms (called carotenemia) is often seen in infants when they start to eat solid foods and get too many that contain beta carotene – usually from carrots, pumpkin and other yellow and orange vegetables. The color change is harmless but has to be distinguished from jaundice, which also causes yellow or orange skin. Eating too much beta carotene doesn’t cause the whites of the eyes to yellow, while jaundice does…….(the) color change is not at all dangerous and will fade quickly when you reduce your consumption of carrots”.

A third medical site, one of those sites that is very serious and throws around a lot of jargon and stats, says that it can take months for the yellow coloring to fade from the skin.

Months. That’s just great.

So I guess I will be cutting back on my carrots (What might be considered a carrot substitute?)…………… and maybe adjusting my wardrobe to match with yellow for a while…….

Will keep you posted…..

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Unravelling

Ivy is a knitter and I am not at all, nor will I ever be, no matter how much I would like to be.  Since the earliest of times, as far back as when my grandmother tried to teach me, later with my crafty and artistic friends patiently sitting with me, through an attempt at using the Dummy’s Guide to Knitting (and finding I am too much of a dummy to follow), buying and trying to follow a children’s beginner book, and having a coworker patiently showing me  -  nothing has helped.  After all of these things, I just am not a knitter.

I drop and gain stitches without knowing it, resulting in weird, lumpy shaped scarves that look like floppy 3D maps of continents filled with holes and multiple heels.  Knots happen that I did not mean to create.  Fuzzy balls of fiber appear on random stitches, which are not even.  Everything I try to knit takes on a Frankensteinish aura.  A number of my friends find the art of knitting calming, but for me it is the total opposite – stressful, disheartening, sometimes tear-provoking.  This is supposed to be relaxing?  Not.  I tried switching to some basic crochet, which seemed slightly easier (one hook vs. two needles) but it proved non-productive, with the same horrifying results.  I have three disaster projects sitting in a basket at this moment that are now years old.

Seeing the variety of beautiful yarns available and the creative finished products these knitters (and a whole new breed of funky cool young knitters, too) are turning out is enticing, but I am unable to even come close to such results.  It is a great disappointment, and one in a list of a few failures on my part that I sadly try to accept.  We cannot all be good at everything, I guess.  Tomato/Tomahto.

Which brings me to Ivy, who I met during one steamy, hot summer while at a holistic center workshop.  I had come to this new-age setting for a family week with one of my children, who happened to be going through a rebellious and difficult phase of life right then.  The intention was to hopefully expand my child’s horizons beyond the stagnant local townies she was running with at the time.  With fantasies of having a mother/daughter bonding concurrently, we arrived at the location, registered, and within five minutes she was off and running with new-found peers.  I was not to see much of her for five days.  A glimpse here and there, like a puff of faerie dust, and not much more.

And so I went off to a workshop alone. On day three or four I connected with Ivy – a bright, creative and very social woman – one of those people who can strike up a conversation with just about anyone and keep it going.  This talent for chat was rather key,  as I am somewhat of an Anti-Socialite and a hard-of-hearing one at that.  For the most part, the girlfriends I have are all intelligent and artistic women, and Ivy is no exception.   What I can tell you about Ivy and I is that we are both cancer survivors, that we have some similar insecurities and neuroses, a somewhat twisted sense of humor, that we are usually up for an adventure and had kids going through a number of transitions.  Of interest (to me) is that she happens to be the third friend of mine (all of them unrelated) who is a Dutch immigrant.  She is a contemporary woman who makes beautiful jewelry too.  After the workshop ended, we continued to keep in touch and have been for about the last six years.

So…. Ivy knits and she knits very well.  Our local Sheep and Wool Festival is held every autumn, and Ivy wanted to attend, so I invited her to come stay with me with a plan - I, the non-knitter,  would go to the event with her and find some beautiful yarn and she, the uber-talented knitter, offered to knit something for me.  Is that a great deal or what?

The women were wearing their finest creations at the Sheep and Wool Festival.  We spent a crisp, Fall day admiring the beautiful handwork, then sitting under brightly turning leaves while drinking hot chai and eating brownies.  Ivy stopped to chat with just about everybody.  I got some free basic knitting instruction from a woman at the 4H table, with hopes of suddenly having a knitting epiphany (didn’t happen). We found some gorgeous hand-spun and hand-dyed wool for scarves and headed back to my home.

Ivy explained to me that the figure-eight shaped skein of the softest wool I had purchased needed to be rewound into a workable ball to knit from.  I had no idea this had to occur, being the “knit-iot” that I am. Given this discovery, I am not sure if it came that way or if I did something to it, but the unwinding and rewinding of the skein became a major ordeal because the skein had somehow come undone on both ends and was snarled full of knots. It was an incredible mess.  Ivy and I spent hours trying to unwind it.   And so The Unravelling began.

We unravelled until two o’clock in the morning.  We anchored the wool to the top of a dining room chair, sometimes having to reach over and under each other’s arms to undo the knots.  While we worked, we talked about so many subjects and issues that affected our lives.  The longer it went on, the more detailed and personal the conversation became, an unravelling of ourselves.  It took on a therapeutic, insightful and almost magical quality.  When we were finally finished and had a tidy, knot-free ball of yarn left for our efforts, we became silent.  Our spoken words hung in the air much like the immediate vacuum left when the music ends after a concert.   Beneath the silence the air still was humming with the thoughts and stories we had shared.

I think perhaps this is something that sometimes occurs between women working together on a quilt, or canning garden harvest, weeding a garden, cooking a huge meal or doing chores.  I supposed working together on a car engine together or painting a room might also have similar results.  There is a bonding that occurs when people step back from the technology and work with their hands, together.

Ivy took our ball of yarn home and knit a beautiful scarf for me, and for a couple of years after that, we would returned to the wool fest together, where she would chat with the knitters about heft and gauge and stitches and all sorts of crafty stuff.  Meanwhile, I would tune it all out and wander around aimlessly, touching the gorgeous yarns and pretending I was going to create something epic.  Then I would pick out a skein, roll it into a workable ball of yarn, and a few months later Ivy would send me a hand-knit pair of socks, which I treasure.

Since that time, we have moved on to other adventures, but the memory of the night of The Unravelling has stayed with us.

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Sauce of the Goddesses – Time To Make The Pesto

The season is early this year, maybe due to excessive rain this summer.   The basil has peaked and it has come time to harvest before it flowers out of control and begins to wilt and fade.  It is time to put up the pesto for the winter, a ritual I have been performing for decades.

I didn’t start them from seed, but acquired this year’s batch from our local farmer’s market this past spring.

Pesto is one of our staples.  It packs an incredible punch of green, while being rich and a little decadent at the same time.  Having pesto in the freezer is like having green gold in your kitchen.  Fresh in summer it is a treat. Pulling some out of the freezer for a quick meal, heaped on top of pasta, added to a baked potato, or as spread with crackers brings back a piece of summer during the long winter days.

Years back, while living on a farm, I grew such an abundance of basil that I donated much of it to a friend’s local restaurant, where it remained on the menu for the week.  Now in a more urban setting, the row of four or five basil plants are interspersed among the tomatoes growing along the stockade fence which divides us from the neighbor.  I didn’t think the basil would do well this year since the new fence cut back some morning light, but the plants thrived anyway.

There are also couple of smaller plants (kitchen plants close enough to the back steps that I can run outside in the rain or in the dark, any time, to grab a few leaves for cooking).  What I have found is that each individual plant can taste different from the other.  The origin of the plant, the sweetness of the soil, the amount of light and water – all these things seem to affect the taste of the basil, at least in my yard.  Being a bit loose with measuring, each batch of pesto comes out slightly unique.

High in vitamins, pesto is also high in calories (because of the cheese, the olive oil, the pine nuts)…..just so you know.  It can be so addicting, I can easily just sit there and eat it with a spoon.  I have to stop myself.  As we well know, just about everything that tastes good seems to be fattening……

A few days ago I came home from work and began making the first batch, finally stopping when I got tired. Tonight I put up a little more (and had some fresh for dinner) and later this week will finish up.  The entire house is drenched in the pungent aroma of fresh basil, hands tingling from handling the leaves.

Here is my basic pesto recipe, proportions which  can be loosely followed and expanded upon:

~*~ Daeja’s Pesto ~*~

3 tightly packed cups fresh basil leaves  

1/2 cup  grated parmesan cheese

3/4 cup  olive oil

1 clove garlic

3 TB pignoli (pine) nuts

Salt and/or freshly ground pepper to taste

Blend ingredients (food processor works best; blender, mortar and pestle will do) until pulverized.  Options include adding a small amount of lemon juice (which keeps it from browning). Walnuts work well as a substitute for the pignoli nuts. Can also go heavier on the garlic.  Freezes well.  Divide into meal size batches.

Heaven. Bliss. Sauce of the Goddesses.
~*~

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A Whole Lot of Apples

This approaching storm was embraced with a small twinge of anticipation.  I love intense weather –  the scent of change on the wind, the shifting of light, the movement of strange skies.  It is as if every cell becomes alive with the acknowledgement of the oncoming. Food, flashlights and candles were at the ready. The cell phones were charged. The gas tank was full. The laundry was done.  The hanging plants and wicker chairs were brought inside from the porch. I actually cleaned the house beforehand.  I was secure, and perhaps a bit smug.  Bring it on, I said.

When The Hurricane came through, we lost our power for a day. Just a day. Two of our garden trellises were blown down.  The windfall from our apple tree covered the back yard, like that scene from The Wizard of Oz where the mean tree throws apples at Dorothy and friends.  There were some limbs and branches down and a couple of plants got squashed.  The roof, which usually leaks in high winds and rain, did not.  And so, it mostly was a weekend with an imposed lack of electronics, which had a sweet flip side to it.  No television.  No internet.  Reading by the window.  Playing instruments.  Cooking on the gas stove.  Taking a nap.  Staying home. Having a real conversation. Being still.

Following all the media hype, it appeared to be a Kohoutek of storms – like the awaited comet event, all anticipation and then not much show.  Really sort of a Y2K event.  Hysteria leading up to a fizzle.  At least that was our experience…. at the moment.

After the storm passed through, strong, balmy, intoxicating breezes rushed through these streets.  The afternoon sky was moving from gray to gold with an ethereal opening of blue,  as it prepared for a rainbow.  Our cell phones had run down by then and we still did not have power, so we decided to take a walk and assess the situation, and look for a place to recharge them. We met other neighbors walking around the streets, all with that same, somewhat dazed  look of amazement, as if Not In Kansas Anymore.  We gaped at the fallen trees, hanging wires, water running down the hills and into the street, pump hoses trailing out of basements.  It’s all so random.  Gee, we were lucky, we said.

It soon became apparent that not all fared as well as we did - and as the days wore on and the flood waters continued to rise, it seems that our county and the mountain communities surrounding us were some of the hardest hit – CNN newsworthy material.   Seeing the devastation and loss that some of our friends and neighbors have gone through now - the ruined homes, vanished towns and lost memorabilia, so heartbreakingly beyond a whole lot of apples in the back yard –  has wiped that smugness right off my face.  I am humbled.

In the past month we have now experienced an earthquake, a hurricane, and witnessed a fatal house fire just three doors down from us. I told the Significant Other that we can probably expect plague and pestilence next. Gypsy moths? Bedbugs?  A new strain of flu? If one is inclined to wax biblical, there is probably some material here.

Thoughts and reminders:

* We are so diminutive next to the force of nature

* How amazingly resourceful man can be in the face of disaster

* There is beauty in a community coming together for support.  We need each other and we need to help each other.

* There is tremendous strength in the human spirit.

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